*Harris, a middle aged guy with the mind set of a teenager is shown in his room, covered with movie posters and all sorts of comic books and video games. He's sitting at a desk with several vials of liquid and a comic book with a secret recipe for invisibility."
Harris: Ha! Now.. all I have to do is drink this and I'll be INVINCIBLE!
*he downs a vial of funny looking blue liquid and staggers out of his room and goes to the park. Once there he plops himself on a bench and begins singing loudly while stretching out and relaxing. The park is full of people, who start to take notice of him.*
Harris: OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM E-YI-E-YI-YO (etc)!!!
*several people turn and stare at him. He starts idly picking his nose and flicking it at people, who walk away quickly. Others just gape at him. He then sees some children flying a kite and runs over to them, steals the kite, and runs off. A few minutes later, he returns, and two children start beating him up.*
Harris: OOF no no OUCH, I'm INVINCIBLE! EEEK! OUGH! STOP IT! Eeech!!!!
Kids: WAAAHHH YOU STOLE OUT KITE!!!
Harris: But I'm INVINCIBLE!
Kids: (Who know what invincible means) HAHA! Yeah right!! Take THIS Mr.!
*They continue beating him til he's laying on the ground coughing and crying "mercy". He then staggers to a bench and sits next to an old lady. He starts picking his nose again.*
Lady: STOP IT! That's disgusting!!! *she bats him over the head with an umbrella*
Harris: OUCH! Hey! But how can you see me! I'm INVINCIBLE!!!
*The old lady is frightened and runs off. Harris is very confused now and resumes his nose picking and flicking. A man walks over to Harris. He's seen what's taken place throughout the day.*
Man: Listen, just WHAT do you think you are doing!?
Harris: *pathetically* But I'm invincible...... They can't see meeeee...... but how..
Man: WHAT!? Do you even know what invincible means?
Harris: Yeah, means you can't be seen!
Man: No you fool! INVISIBLE is the word you're looking for! Invincible means you can't be HURT! You sure proved THAT definition wrong! Why don't you go look in the dictionary!! *The man walks off chuckling to himself*
Harris: *To himself, in much wonderment* What's a Dik-shun-ary??