I realize that these are rather loose lyrics, but they're the best I have. If you have a better version, please email me. Thanks.

The Insanity Of Drayton Sawyer & His Hallucination Of Love Brought On By The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part II
By Nil8

This song's called The Insanity of Drayton Sawyer and His Hallucination of Love Brought on by
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2
Not one, not three, but two
Not one, not three, but two
Not one, not three

Well... I'm insane to go all the way
I got a baby and I drink her like gravy train
One night I drank too much of her orange crush
And if that's not enough I was eatin' some of my award winning chili and I bit one of those hard shelled pepper corns

Well... She de-railed
My love failed
Her heart sailed
It went right out the window with the evening mail
And in my grief I turned to my younger brothers
I got three younger brothers
I got Nubbins
I got no-name (Crop Top)
I got Leather face and we call him Bubba
You nap-haired dunce!
I had a girl once!
Why don't you came over here and give your brother Drayton a hand?

I think it was a cow or a duck or a pig or a bear
I don't know some sort of big crazy booger!
Does that sound right?
Crazy booger! Does that sound right? X5
Crazy booger! Does that sound?
Crazy booger! Does that sound right?

One way or the other it made my mind snap, crackle, pop right out of my head
To the end of my block past the chainsaw store where Dennis Hopper shops
You know he's going to tear down the devil's play ground
He's gonna tear it down X3
Gonna tear it down

I'm Drayton Sawyer
I'm an everlovin', chain saw wieldin' something else
A small business man who's squealin' "There's sex and there's the saw. And sex?
Well... noone knows what it is for sure, but the saw is family!"
Have you seen Nubbins lately?
Oh, you boys are gonna be the death of me
Napalm! 'Nam land! Fire in the hole! Granddad! Incoming mail! X2
Napalm! Fire in the hole!

Rumor spreadin' 'round in that Texas town on the shack outside La Grange
They gotta lotta nice girls - Gotta lotta nice chainsaws
Some one took a chainsaw to my back door vent
Some sort of crazy freak-out-mamba-jamba accident
Now I've got one small problem
I've got a fire in my mud hole
Fire in my devo
Fire in my hole
Fire in my home
Fire in my home
Riders on the storm!

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