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| What's green and hangs from trees? -Giraffe snot. What has four legs and one arm? -A Rottweiler. Why did the mushroom go to the party? -Cuz he was a fungi! Why did the fungi leave the party? -Cuz there wasn't mushroom! Why did the turkey cross the road? -It was the chicken's day off. How do you make a bandstand? -Take away their chairs. -Knock, Knock. -Who's there? -Isabel. -Isabel who? -Isabel not working? -Knock, Knock. -Who's there? -Lettuce. -Lettuce who? -Lettuce out, it's cold in here! What do you get from a pampered cow? -Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? -Frostbite. -What is the first letter in yellow? -Y. -Cuz I want to know! -Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? -He's all-right now! |
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