Athletes of Evil

While switching his TV from one wrestling channel to another wrestling channel, President Bush stumbled on the Olympics and saw people from other countries trying to beat people from the USA. They appeared to have no interest at all in "what was good for America" and were acting in their OWN SELF INTEREST! His staff informed him that the other athletes were trying to take away gold metals that rightfully belonged to the American athletes! He called the FBI and CIA to have the Athletes of Evil imprisoned and tortured in Cuba, but Uncle Dick Cheney came by and said it might not be a good idea.



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