Neo Digimon: 
Digital War

Episode 11 - Hope Soars


Digimon belongs to Toei Animation Co., Fox Kids, Saban Entertainment, Bandai, 
and so on... and is used without consent. I'm only borrowing them I'll return 
them as soon as they release uncut episodes with original Japanese language and 
subtitles.
Daisuke: What?! They'll never do that!
Archive: It's not my fault they won't cater to their market.

WARNING, PLEASE READ: This series is rated R for a reason. Violence, language, 
and eventually sex will play a part of this.

I'm using strict Japanese spelling for all names when possible. If I used an 
English name for a digimon or his attack and you know what the name is supposed 
to be in Japanese-- please tell me so I can correct it.

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"Things just seem to keep on getting worse, instead of better." Miyako sighed. 
"Because of a mistake in Taichi-san's past, Daisuke-kun was selected to be our 
leader. However, with all the trouble we've faced, his leadership is being 
called into question. The problem with that is Taichi-san has no desire to lead 
us, so we're stuck with Daisuke-kun for now.

"Our last mission to get the Digimental of Yuujou only met with a passing 
success. Daisuke-kun had obtained the digimental and a new partner, but we had 
to force our way through a bunch of digimon to get back to File Island. That had 
been a rather screwed over fight. We freed a few of controlled digimon and they 
in turn attacked other controlled digimon. The battle was shear chaos, and our 
goal became just to survive that mess.

"But with the threats we've had, how much worse is it going to be when we go 
after the last two digimentals?"

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All of the Chosen, their digimon, and Unimon's troops gathered at the entrance 
of the portal room. Koushiro stood before them, laptop in hand.

"I've discovered the locations of last three digimentals: Hikari, Kibou and 
Yasashii," Koushiro began.

"Light, hope and kindness?" Yamato questioned. "Which one is Takeru supposed to 
get? He doesn't quite fit any of those."

"Gee, thanks," Takeru mutters.

"Probably hope." Koushiro shrugged. "According to Wizarmon, Hikari is the one to 
obtain the Crest of Hikari, so the Digimental of Hikari is probably hers as 
well. As for the one for kindness, I was told yesterday by Gennai-san that one 
doesn't belong to any of us."

"Who does it belong to?" Daisuke questioned.

"Gennai-san didn't say. Just that currently the one who it does belong to can't 
use it either. There's no need for us to go after that digimental," Koushiro 
informed. "But telling you guys about the digimentals are not why I asked you 
all to be here. It's because of this."

Koushiro typed into the laptop and images of two planets appeared. Pointing at 
his right. "This is the world we're from. The lines are the main arteries of the 
internet." He then pointed to the one on his left. "And this is the Digital 
World, and the lines are power conduits to the nodes. At each node there appears 
to be a dark lord ruling that region. 

"However the worlds are not as separate as they appear." Koushiro pressed a few 
keys and the worlds merged over his head. The lines combined and are now bright 
white. "The Digital World is a shadow world created off the internet. That is 
why when we use the portal, we enter a web address. We are transferring 
ourselves to another part of the internet."

"So this is all some freaky game on the internet we've been dragged into. That 
this is some kind of real life MUD we somehow jacked into," Miyako questioned.

"Not quite." Koushiro shakes his head. "I wish it was some type of Multi-User 
Dungeon, then I could be sure that even if we died here-- we'd be fine. We'd 
just be reset as if nothing happened. However, I don't think we're that lucky. 
Our bodies are now composed of data. When we're cut, we bleed information. When 
we die, we're deleted."

"So dead is dead?" Daisuke asked.

"More so than in our world." Koushiro typed into his computer and an image of a 
person formed. "Since we're data, we won't age in this dimension. However, basic 
bodily functions like eating and drinking are still necessary to maintain our 
information."

"Is that why our clothes won't stain?" Hikari asked. "Because they're made out 
of data too."

Koushiro shrugged. "Quite possibly."

"What about... other body functions." Sora blushed fiercely. "Like the ones 
for... ah... reproduction."

Koushiro scratched his head. "I'm not sure. I suspect that'll still happen as 
well. I guess we'll find out if one of you girls has a period."

"Damn," Sora muttered.

"Regular cycle, huh?" Miyako questioned.

Sora nodded.

"Lucky," Miyako muttered.

"Ahem." Koushiro cleared his throat. "Getting back to what we were talking about 
originally." He brought back the image of the combined globe. "Where these nodes 
are represents centers of communication in our world. This one..." Koushiro 
points at a large node. "...has been identified as Vamdemon's territory. It also 
coincides with Tokyo."

"So where are we now?" Taichi questioned.

"Hawaii, or to be more precise, a short distance from Pearl Harbor." Koushiro 
used his computer to show a map of the island. "Infinity Mountain is located 
right on top of the American Military base."

Daisuke nodded. "Since locations are connected, then what we do here will have a 
direct effect on the real world."

"What? Are you saying our world isn't real?" V-mon questioned.

Daisuke shook his head. "Not at all. It's just a term people have used when 
dealing with other dimensions."

"I wish I could say the damage would only be done to our world's internet, but 
the connection between the two worlds are much deeper than that. We'll have to 
be very careful." Koushiro limped to the side. "If there aren't any questions, 
I'll open the portal to the region that holds the Digimentals of Kibou and 
Hikari. It'll take you guys some time to get there, but I've already downloaded 
a map of the area into Miyako's Digital Terminal, so you shouldn't get lost."

Daisuke stood up. "Well, let's finish this so we can take down Devimon." He led 
the way into the portal.

Koushiro remained behind again with Tentomon and Gomamon. 

Unimon approached Koushiro. "I'm not sure I followed everything you said. Are 
you saying our world was made from yours?"

Koushiro scratched the back of his neck. "It appears that way. I'm not sure if 
that is the case, but it is the only theory I could come up with. It doesn't 
make this dimension any less real even if my theory is right. It just means this 
world is much younger in comparison to mine."

"I see." Unimon turned around and joined his troops. "Hold the fort. We'll be 
gathering supplies to celebrate the return of your friends and the beginning of 
the next stage of this war."

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The children trudged toward their goal. They did not talk as they prepared 
themselves for what awaits them. Each of the digimentals had been guarded. With 
these being the last two Digimentals to be obtained, the Chosen were sure that 
the fight would be very bad.

After what seemed like an eternity of walking, Miyako stopped and pointed at a 
cave. "The map says the digimentals are in there."

Takeru looked at his digivice. "Certainly seems like it. But who's guarding this 
one?"

Daisuke scratched his head. "Doesn't look like anyone. And I was expecting a 
Dark Master's troops to be here."

"We don't have the digimentals yet. So don't start celebrating." Taichi walked 
into the cave with everyone else following. 

The cave winded a fair distance into the ground. They children were tense, 
expecting a threat to appear. At the end of the cave sat the two digimentals.

Daisuke blinked. "Wow, there really isn't anyone guarding this place."

"There still might be a trap." Hikari swallowed. "I guess I'll have to go 
first." She looked at the two egg-shaped objects. One was tan in color with two 
wing like protrusions and had a white sun like symbol on it with a crown over 
it. The other was white with little pink toed feet at the bottom and a grayish 
star-burst pattern on the middle of the egg. Gray and white seemed more fitting 
for her. She walked over and picked it up easily. The Digimental then became a 
streak of light and Hikari had her own Digital Terminal in her pocket.

"Your turn." Miyako pushed Takeru forward.

"Right." Takeru walked over and looked at the digimental. This was the one for 
hope, and he had no clue why it would be his. He had no aspirations for the 
future. He had stopped looking toward the future when his parents got divorced. 
Now he had no idea about what to do about anything. All he knew was that he had 
to help the others, since he was completely useless without a digimon or any 
digimental. Takeru swallowed hard and was surprised that he lifted the 
digimental.

A golden light spiraled up from where the Digimental of Kibou had rested. A tan 
sort of pig shaped digimon with bat-wing like ears appeared.

"Patamon!" chorused the digimon from File Island.

Patamon opened his eyes. "Hi, guys. What's up?" He blinked and looked at Takeru. 
"You're my partner? How long have I been out since that rock hit me?"

Piyomon glomped Patamon. "You're alive! Oh, thank gods, you're alive!" She 
cried.

Patamon blushed. "Huh? What's going on?"

Agumon stepped forward. "You were crushed in that cave in. We all thought you 
were dead. How did you end up in the Digimental of Kibou?"

Patamon blinked. "What do you mean?"

Piyomon let go of Patamon. "Don't worry about it. All that matters is that 
you're alive and well!"

"Hi. Guess I'm your partner." Takeru held out his hand.

Patamon shook it with his paw and smiled. "Nice to meet you finally. Hope we 
make a great team."

Takeru nodded. "Same here."

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The walk back was joyful. Filled with chatter as the File Island Digimon were 
ecstatic to have their friend back literally from the dead.

Taichi looked at Agumon and then toward the sky. "You know, this all reminds me 
of a dream I had when I was a kid."

"If you're talking about Koromon and that 'terrorist' bombing, that wasn't a 
dream," Hikari commented.

"Huh?" Yamato questioned.

Agumon blinked. "What do you mean, 'Koromon?' Koromon is my second stage baby 
form."

Hikari shrugged. "That's just the name I called him. He was like this pink ball 
with long ears and bounced around a lot."

"Not to mention overly affectionate." Taichi shuddered. "That thing was my first 
kiss. Damn, I wish that had been a dream. It was too weird to be real."

Piyomon rolled her eyes. "Tell me about it. Agumon was just like that."

Daisuke scratched the back of his head. "Are you saying you met each other 
before all of this?"

Agumon shook his head. "I've never been outside of the Digital World."

"Maybe that Koromon was your last incarnation who died," Wormmon suggested.

"I guess that's possible." Taichi shrugged.

"Hey, I remember something when I was little. Two large monsters fighting in 
front of the apartment my parents had," Takeru added. "I'm sure one of them was 
Greymon, the other was some parrot like creature."

Mimi blinked. "I thought that was a dream too."

Hikari nodded. "Yes, that fight did happen. Koromon evolved twice and took on 
that big bird. But he never spoke."

"Then how did you know his name was Koromon?" Miyako asked.

Hikari shrugged. "I don't remember how I learned it."

"Who remembers seeing that fight at Hikarigaoka?" Taichi raised his hand.

Yamato, Sora, Hikari, Takeru and Mimi raised their hands as well.

Miyako shook her head. "That's a couple blocks from where I lived. I do remember 
seeing the debris afterwards though."

"Well, I don't live there either, but part of my apartment building got hit by 
one of the bombs," Daisuke replied.

"Those weren't bombs. It was Koromon shooting out balls of fire when he looked 
like Agumon or Greymon," Hikari insisted.

"Maybe there is some kind of connection between us because of that event," 
Taichi surmised.

"Maybe." Mimi sighed. "Owe. My feet hurt. Can't we take a break?"

"It is getting late. Maybe we should camp out here?" Miyako suggested. 
"According to the map there's a small lake nearby. And if I read this right, 
there should be a cliff with a waterfall too!"

"Really?" Mimi asked. "That sounds heavenly!"

"I'd love to take a bath," Hikari sighed.

Daisuke shrugged at first and then brightened. "Right. Let's go!"

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Sora floated on her back, while Mimi was doing the back stroke. Hikari, Palmon, 
Piyomon, and Miyako were splashing water at each other.

Daisuke peered over the cliff edge. He could tell that they were naked, but 
could not see much detail from his distance.

"Ah, Daisuke, why's your hand in your pants?" V-mon asked.

"Wah?!" Daisuke called out in surprise and spun around. "What are you guys doing 
here?"

"I asked first," V-mon insisted.

"We're your partners. Of course we'd follow you," Wormmon answered.

Daisuke sighed. "Fine. Just keep quite."

"But what were you doing?" V-mon questioned.

Daisuke blushed slightly. "It's hard to explain.... Can't you guys wander off 
for a little bit?"

"If you want us to," Wormmon replied.

"Yeah, I do. This is a private thing like going the bathroom," Daisuke muttered.

"I don't understand what's so private about that. If you have to go, just go. 
Why do you have to be alone while doing that?" V-mon asked.

"We just do," Daisuke growled.

"It's some kind of modesty thing Chosen have. They don't like others seeing them 
without clothes for some reason," Wormmon explained and then turned to Daisuke. 
"But if you don't like having others looking at you, why are you trying to spy 
on the girls without their clothes?"

"It's a guy thing. We don't get to see girls naked, so we've got to take any 
chance we can to see them. Now can you PLEASE go?" Daisuke snarled. "I'll 
explain it better later."

"I can take a hint. Let's go, little brother." V-mon turned around and began to 
walk off.

Daisuke sighed and went back to the edge of the cliff. He leaned down when he 
saw that Mimi was drying herself on the grassy field right below him.

The edge began to crumble. "Oh, shit!" Daisuke screamed as he fell off the 
cliff.

"No!" Wormmon cried out and jumped off the cliff after him.

"Wormmon?!" Daisuke called out, dreading he didn't only just kill himself with 
his own stupidity, but one of his partners. His digivice began to glow.

"Wormmon evolve!" A pillar of white light glowed around Wormmon. Then a three 
plus meter tall humanoid, green and black digimon with insect like armor burst 
from the light. "Stingmon!" He swooped down using huge dragon fly wings and 
caught Daisuke in his large clawed hands. "Are you all right?"

"Yeah. Sure thing." Daisuke was hyperventilating. "Thanks for the rescue."

"Daisuke-san?!" Mimi called out in surprise. "What are you doing here?" she 
demanded, now wearing her school blouse.

"I was just scouting around and slipped off the cliff by accident." Daisuke 
forced a grin.

Mimi glared. "I'm sure."

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Hikari sighed looking at her Digital Terminal with the Digimental of Hikari on 
the screen. She should be getting ready to fall asleep, but she dreaded what her 
dreams would be.

"Hey, are you okay?" Takeru asked.

Hikari glanced up. "Yeah. I guess."

"What's wrong?" Takeru questioned. 

Hikari slouched. "I was just kind of wishing that Vamdemon had killed Tailmon. 
Then she'd be with us now, and not his prisoner."

"If it works the same way it did for Patamon," Takeru commented.

"I know...." Hikari stood up. "I should be getting some sleep. I'll see you in 
the morning." She walked off into the woods alone.

Hikari found a small clearing that too far away from the others. She gathered a 
few leaves and wrapped her blouse around them to create a makeshift pillow. She 
then used her skirt as a blanket.

Hikari fell asleep clutching the terminal to her chest. Soon, her nightmares 
revisited her and woke up startled. Flashes of crimson light and a pale evil 
looking face echoed in her mind. She stumbled her way to the nearby stream to 
splash some water into her face.

Hikari blinked as she noticed blood in the water. She then studied the back of 
her hands, where blood gushed from fresh wounds. "What the hell?"

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Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake!

A glass door silhouettes three forms. Suddenly they jump on the door causing it 
too fall, but miraculously doesn't break.

"Hi, everyone! I'm Jeff!" called out chibi-Jeff.

"I'm Bob," chibi-Bob said.

"And I'm Terri-Lei!" added chibi-O'Malley.

"Not it's time for what you've all been waiting for, the second part!" they 
chorused.

Chibi-O'Malley smiled. "We've purchased the rights to Digital War to be 
novelized. Unfortunately some of it will have to be edited."

"Not to mention improving the flavor of the series for the audience," chibi-Jeff 
added.

"And now on with the show," chibi-Bob said.

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Digimon: Digital War
Episode 11 - Fool's Company

Digimon belongs to Fox Kids and Saban Entertainment. Concept by Toei Animation 
Co. and are used without consent.

Use of the Japanese language is prohibited since they can be rude in other 
languages, fail to pass Fox Legal, or don't sound right.

WARNING, PLEASE READ: Please disregard all previous episode's dark and perverted 
moments as these will be edited out when chibi-Jeff and chibi-Bob rewrite them. 
This series will maintain a G rating so everyone can read it.

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"April first, the day of fools and practical jokes, is such a cruel day," Mimi 
whined. "This whole trip into this world has been nothing but a pain. Some kind 
of cosmic practical joke played on us.

"I haven't seen so much fighting since that last big sale at Macy's. I wasn't 
even able to get that sweater I liked." Mimi sobbed.

"We got into a big fight with the dark Digi-destined, Ken. The battle got very 
messed up when we destroyed many of the control rings. We had to run for our 
lives. And I hate running. We escaped and no one was hurt. I really hope we get 
to go home soon. 

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All of the Digi-destined, their digimon, and Unimon's troops gathered at the 
entrance of the portal room. Izzy stood before them, laptop in hand.

"There are three more digi-eggs, which are light, hope and kindness," Izzy 
began. "But, I've done a bit more that find out about that."

"Well, Davis won't get any of those," Matt commented. "Unfortunately, T.K. 
doesn't quite work well for those either."

"Gee, thanks," T.K. mutters.

"He should get hope." Izzy shrugged. "Wizardmon told us that Kari is the child 
of light, and so will probably get the digi-egg of light. However, Gennai had 
lunch with me yesterday and he told me that the digi-egg of kindness doesn't 
belong to us. Which there by means that T.K. will receive hope."

"Why bother with kindness?" Davis questioned.

"It might be useful later, but Gennai didn't tell me who it belonged to. But for 
now the true reason why I brought you here. I've learned a lot about how this 
world works," Izzy informed. "I'll try to simplify it enough so that even Tai 
and Davis can understand it."

Izzy typed into the laptop and images of two planets appeared. Pointing at his 
right. "This is our world. These lines represent the information super-highway." 
He then pointed to the one on his left. "That's the Digital World. The white 
dots are where a dark digimon lord has a stronghold with the lines being a type 
of road connecting them.

"However if you combine the two worlds, this is what happens." Izzy pressed a 
few keys and the worlds merged over his head. The lines combined and are now 
bright white. "This world isn't entirely real. It was created from the internet. 
Take the excess amounts of information scattered across the world on the net and 
put them together and you get this dimension."

"So we're all in some whacked out computer game that we all somehow got 
downloaded into? That if we die, we can just be rebooted?" Yolie questioned.

"Not quite." Izzy shakes his head. "This is more than any game I've ever played. 
It blows away the Virtual Reality Simulators. Unfortunately I can't be sure what 
happens if we die here. My guess is that we'd probably get deleted. So crazy 
heroics are even stupider here than in the Real World."

"We go bye-bye?" Davis chirped.

"Wish you would go 'bye-bye.'" Izzy typed into his computer and an image of a 
person formed. "There is some benefit to being in this world, like Peter Pan, we 
won't age. However, we'll still have to eat and drink to stay alive. And use the 
little boy's room as well.

"Not all of us are boys. Isn't there a little girl's room we can use?" Kari 
asked.

Izzy shrugged. "There should be one."

"Don't you know?" Sora paused. "I've really got to go." Sora blushed fiercely. 
"If not, I'll use... the... little boys room."

Izzy scratched his head. "Just hold on your horses, okay? This won't take much 
longer. I've only got a half dozen more points to go through."

"Crap," Sora muttered under her breath.

"Really got to go, huh?" Yolie questioned.

Sora nodded.

"Don't fart," Yolie muttered.

"Ahem." Izzy cleared his throat. "Let's get back to what we were talking about 
before that question." He brought back the image of the combined globe. "Where 
these dark lord strongholds are correspond to locations in our world. Like this 
one..." Izzy points at a large white dot. "...is Myotismon's territory. However, 
that spot in the Real World is in reality, Tokyo."

"So where are we now?" Tai questioned.

"We're a short distance from Pearl Harbor. So, welcome to Hawaii," Izzy said 
happily.

"I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!" Mimi chirps while Izzy used his computer 
to show a map of the island. 

"The American Military base coincides with Devimon's Infinity Mountain," Izzy 
informs.

Davis nodded. "If we're really in Hawaii, why don't we just download ourselves 
back to Earth and have some fun?"

"What? Are you suggesting to go AWOL?" Veemon questioned.

Davis shook his head. "Nope. We'll just head over to the beach, meet some cute 
girls relax and have lots of fun!"

"We don't have any time to fool around. Our worlds are connected. Things that 
occur in this world can have a direct effect on our world. I know this'll be 
hard for Tai and Davis..." Izzy limped to the side. "...but we need to be 
careful. Unless there's any intelligent questions, I'll open the portal and you 
guys can get the last two digi-eggs. I gave Yolie a map of the region you'll be 
going to, so you shouldn't get lost unless Davis tries to lead you guys again. 
Despite Tai, I wish you luck."

Davis stood up. "Hey, I knew where we were going. Now guys, follow me." He led 
the way into the portal.

Izzy remained behind again with Tentomon and Gomamon. 

Unimon approached Izzy. "I must disagree with you. This world might be made from 
yours, but that doesn't mean it's not real."

Izzy scratched the back of his neck. "Well, it is just a theory. But, this world 
does appear to be a product of my world's internet. Which means that it isn't 
'real' as far as my world is concerned. I should be able to change reality 
anyway I want if I was in the real world." 

"I see." Unimon turned around and joined his troops. "Ah well, don't alter our 
reality while we're gone. Tonight, we will celebrate the beginning of the war 
against Devimon."

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The children trudged toward their goal. 

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"Not much farther," Davis replied.

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"Not much farther," Davis replied.

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"Not much farther," Davis replied.

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"It's a very long distance away!" Davis yelled.

"It was just a question," Mimi said tearfully.

After what seemed like an eternity of walking, Yolie stopped and pointed at a 
cave. "According to this, the digi-eggs are there."

T.K. looked at his digivice. "That's where it is, but is anyone guarding this 
place?"

Davis scratched his head. "Hey, cool. No one is here. This'll be as easy as 
taking candy from a baby."

"And how many times have you gotten in trouble for doing that?" Tai walked into 
the cave with everyone else following. 

"Just twice!" Davis retorted to Tai's back.

The cave winded a fair distance into the ground. They children were tense, 
expecting a threat to appear. At the end of the cave sat the two digi-eggs.

Davis blinked. "Taking candy from a baby is harder than this."

"Well, it still could be trapped." Kari swallowed. "Guess it's my turn to get an 
egg." She looked at the two egg-shaped objects. One was tan in color with two 
wing like protrusions and had a white sun like symbol on it with a crown over 
it. The other was white with little pink toed feet at the bottom and a grayish 
star-burst pattern on the middle of the egg. Gray and white seemed more fitting 
for her. She walked over and picked it up easily. The Digi-egg then became a 
streak of light and Kari had her own D-Terminal in her pocket.

"You're next." Yolie pushed T.K. forward.

"Yeah." Takeru walked over and looked at the digi-egg. This was the one for 
hope, and he had no clue why it would be his. He had no aspirations for the 
future. He had stopped looking toward the future when his parents got divorced. 
Now he had no idea about what to do about anything. All he knew was that he had 
to help the others, since he was completely useless without a digimon or any 
digi-egg. T.K. swallowed hard and was surprised that he lifted the digi-egg.

A golden light spiraled up from where the Digi-egg of Hope had rested. A tan 
sort of pig shaped digimon with bat-wing like ears appeared.

"He did it!" cheered the digimon from File Island.

The digimon opened his eyes. "Hi, I'm Patamon." He blinked and looked at T.K. 
"Nice to finally meet you T.K.. I hope we'll make a great team."

Biyomon glomped Patamon. "Oh, he's CUTE! I'm Biyomon. Have a girlfriend?" She 
cried.

Patamon blushed. "How? I was just born."

Agumon stepped forward. "Biyomon, now isn't the time for this. We're in a war, 
remember? You can do guy hunting after we win."

Patamon blinked. "We're in a war?"

Biyomon let go of Patamon. "Yeah, but don't be too concerned. We'll be able to 
win it with your help."

"Worry about girls later." T.K. held out his hand.

Patamon shook it with his paw and smiled. "Right, now it's time to fight a war. 
You can count on me."

T.K. nodded. "Same here."

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"Ahem. Excuse me," called out a child like voice.

Chibi-Bob and chibi-Jeff looked up from what they were writing. "Yes?" The began 
to sweat nervously as the noticed who was standing there. "Puppetmon?!"

The digimon whipped out a mallet and broke the table. "That's Pinnochimon!"

"W-what do you want?" chibi-Bob questioned.

"Two things." Pinnochimon smirked evilly. "First, there's someone who wants to 
talk to you, but you'll have to go to him. He wants to talk to you about the 
last two episodes of Adventures Zero-One."

Chibi-Jeff smiled. "Of course. He must be a fan of our work."

Pinnochimon leveled his gaze. "Right. The other is I want to know where O'Malley 
is. She actually did more harm to me than you two did."

"Ah, right down the hall and to the left." Chibi-Bob pointed the way.

"Thanks." Pinnochimon grinned. "Your 'fan' is right outside the building. He's a 
bit shy."

Pinnochimon waited as chibi-Jeff dragged along the reluctant chibi-Bob out of 
the building.

"The ultimate evil complete with hot and cold water, huh? Why do I get all the 
pizza crusts, huh?" Boomed through the air. "You two are more evil than I can 
ever hope to be. I just wanted everyone dead."

"You don't want an autograph?" chibi-Jeff squeaked.

Apocalymon screamed in outrage.

"I give them five minutes. Apocalymon does love to play with his victims." 
Pinnochimon whistled as he twirled his mallet. "Now off to see the woman 
responsible for making people feel sorry for me."

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"I don't know if I should feel sorry for them or not." Chibi-Sora shook her 
head.

Chibi-Taichi sighed. "The sad thing is that this is what they've done to the 
original series. They didn't even get to the truly adult moments in Digital War 
that wouldn't appear in the anime."

"The entire bathroom discussion was out of place, removing the fact that Patamon 
died before and then having Piyomon chasing boys? Everything is just wrong," 
chibi-Sora commented.

"Can't forget that Mimi has been to Hawaii so her off screen comment made no 
sense. Not to mention making her ALWAYS act like a spoiled brat." Chibi-Taichi 
growled. "I'm still trying to figure how Jeff thinks he's improving the series 
by making his 'wonderful' changes."

"Well, we won't have to worry about chibi-Jeff and chibi-Bob's interpretation of 
Digital War anymore," chibi-Sora informed.

Chibi-Taichi folded his arms. "To bad we can't say the same for the real life 
versions."

"That's it for this episode, until next time, be seeing you!" Chibi-Sora waved.

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