Sperzel: Busy

Text Jokes

-It was a pleasant day, and on a good road the 240D bowled merrily along. Suddenly it gave a wheezy cough and stopped dead. Investigation showed that the engine had dropped out a dozen miles back. The 240D had run twelve miles on its reputation. Stolen from Ford USA website and adapted by MBEP webmaster

-An automobile tire salesman got off the train at a small crossroads town, and asked one of the natives whether there were any automobiles in town.
"Yep, there's nine of them," was the reply.
"Is there a garage here?" he inquired further.
"Nope, they're all Mercedes," was the answer. Stolen from Ford USA website and adapted by MBEP webmaster

-One gentleman wants his G-Model buried with him when he dies. He says he has never been in a hole yet where it did not get him out. Stolen from Ford USA website and adapted by MBEP webmaster

Last revised: Nov. 22nd '99...Visits since Nov. 22nd '99.

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