In spite of repeated warnings, you have attempted entry to this secured area. The United States Government and the agencies specified in the previous area, cannot allow this transgression. Unauthorized persons attempting to gain access will be prosecuted under Section 41a, Title 302b, Subsection 5b of the U.S. Paranoid/Schizo Code. We know who you are and everything about you. We have agents on their way to your current location. We will get you. We have been watching you for a long time. Give up scumball! Doom is around the corner. There is no place to hide. We will find you. You belong to us now! You will never know another restful moment. Take this as a warning schmuck. If you manage to elude us today, you won't make it through tomorrow. You don't know who you are dealing with here, you commie-pinko!