GREEN EGGS & HAMLET
I ask to be, or not to be.
That is the question, I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear, sweet mother.
Would I, could I take my life?
Could I, should I, end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself, or take some poison?
Maybe try self immoloition?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad, if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration -
For I'm the king of procrastination.
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William Suess? Dr. Shakespeare? :)
Have an extreme Friday! I'm in extreme lament. This is an extremely bad
Friday, because I found out yesterday that one of my extremely favorite
bands is extremely breaking up and the lead singer is going to be in Han
Valen...I guess I can be an extreme optimist- Van Halen will be extremely
better, and that's saying something extreme; and the band's extremely funky
guitarist is down in Australia writing extreme new music for an extremely
solo thing. BTW, 5 extremely cool points for anybody who can guess what
band that I like is breaking up... :)
Later,
Dan
"respect, finding out what it really means to me
respect, honor comes only after humility."
-EXTREME 'No Respect' Waiting for the Punchline
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