Jose is a bad fish. You should not have trusted him. He might spraypaint something valuable of yours. He's done it before. He did it to me. The fucker.

Show your disappointment with the jose fish by making a stencil with cardboard and a razor blade that says "FUCK JOSE" and has two stars on it, like this:

Jose the fish has brought you here to do one thing. He'll probobly do it while you're sleeping though, so to kill time, why don't you email him and tell him to fuck off.


listen to the fuck jose song

the fuck jose song

read the heartfelt story of anyother of his innocent young "stoner girl" victims.

young "stoner girl" victim

look through jose's mail

jose's mail


sleepytime