By using this simple-to follow System you too can become a Pro at cons,
and quickly gain Wealth and Security for yourself with little or no investment on your part!!!!!

This System has been exhaustively and
exasperatingly field-tested by an EXPERT!

Ladies, why wait YEARS for what
is "rightfully" yours for the taking NOW?

Are you tired of your insignificant-other's constant requests
that you actually do something (or anything) around the house?
Do you feel like there is no end in sight to the drudgery of your daily routine
of getting the mail, turning on the TV only to be interrupted by the phone,
and actually having to make the MAJOR decision of which take-out place
to call for meals (since the grocery store doesn't deliver,
and that would mean having to cook anyway)?

Do annoying Bill Collectors haunt your hours, when not napping?

If so, this System is for YOU!!

Here is a list of just some of the things you will learn to utilize, and thoroughly exploit to YOUR FULLEST ADVANTAGE using this incredible System!

1) Using your family to cover for you: The greater the distance, the greater the potential for profits... Buy expensive items, and say they are gifts from your family...
The Do's and Don'ts of making this work EVERY time!!!

2) Lies are ONLY lies if you get caught: How to keep track of what you lie about,
so you DON'T get caught!!!

3) Using his trust for you against him, and how it works: Pretending you are actually interested in his business and financial dealings for the potential of previously unrealized monetary sources!!!

4) Opening multiple checking accounts: How it helps to have a wide variety of checks to write, regardless of the fact ALL the accounts are now closed!!!

5) Learning to forge his signature: Tips on forging so well that even he
is not real sure if it's his signature or not!!!

6) Don't let scruples get in your way: But then, if you had any scruples
to begin with you wouldn't be considering ordering this course.

7) Why losing/using his friends is no big deal: His friends are more likely to see what you are up to and warn him, so you're better off if you can alienate them... this will give you many ways to do it.
8) Keeping your friends clueless or only minimally involved: Why this is a good idea.

HOT NEW ADDITION TO THE PROGRAM

Just added to the latest printing!!!!

Tired of hearing the same old excuse:
"Honey, we just can't afford that right now" over and over???

If you follow the steps outlined in this newly added section we can show you how
to overcome this "barrier" to getting the things you want and know you deserve,
regardless of the consequences to his credit.
Besides, why worry about his credit anyway?
You'll probably be long gone before all of this really gets too overpowering.

SOME THINGS YOU WILL LEARN IN THIS SECTION

1) Bank accounts: ALWAYS make him open joint accounts in checking and savings.

2) There is NO such things as bad checks: At least not for you.

3) Getting to "know" his banker: Getting personal favors for personal favors.

4) Credit cards: There is a reason they are called that.

AND A VERY IMPORTANT SECTION... IMPORTANT TO YOUR FUTURE FUTURE!!!

Showing an interest in his dumb business and financial affairs does have the potential for almost unlimited profits for YOU. Prompt him to talk about investments and his financial planning for your future together. Learn all you can about any money he will make during the time you are together, and carefully remember where all the accounts are held, what stocks and bonds are in his portfolio, and if he might have some money stashed away the IRS doesn't know about.
This is probably the MOST IMPORTANT factor in making this System work for you.

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Our operators are there all day,
EVERY DAY
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Disclaimer: This page is a satire.
It is not meant as a real offering of an opportunity of any kind.
It is not meant to be a description of any real person, and any
resemblance to any person living, dead, or wished dead is purely
coincidental. If you think this is about you, you are really paranoid.