Funnybone
a…a…ahem
well hello there shugga
you com’ova he’ah
sit on this old daddy’s lap
give me a hug there honey chile
you bein so sweet n’ all
land a goshen
you must be all of …a…
37!
why honey woman,
you could’a fooled me fo’ a fac
I’d a said 19 and not a day ov’a
ain’t no nev’a mind
ol’ daddy gonna treat you right
mah o mah
look at that long brown hair,
long n’ flowin ov’a them there sweet nips
ole daddy gonna treat you like a
kandy kane
lick you up one side
n’ down th’other
yes m’am
ole daddy gonna git down
in the middle of yore wiggle
n’ make you sing th’
hal le lu yah chorus
all in one breath…
ol’ daddy’s gonna-
GRAN’PA! GRAN’PA!
What?
Yore a snorin ag’in!
Ah can’t hear mah TV program.
oh…
a...a…ahem…
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