The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell "OUTSIDE!" 
You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair 
It takes three people to get your dog on the scale at the vets. 
You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, and you 
have no ideal who these people are. 
You can carry on a conversation with a dogs muzzle firmly in your crotch. 
You own a dog capable of pulling someone from a ports potty 
You dog can hide a tennis ball or any thing else firmly in his lips and give you that innocent look that says "What? I'm not eating anything!" 
You carry a tape measure with you when looking for a new vehicle 
You keep at least one color coded "drool owl" in every room of your house. 
After banishing your mate from the bedroom, the snoring still keeps you awake. 
You are hiking with your friend, who suggests that you should 
have environmental impact statement done on your dog. 
Visitors enter your house holding their privates protectively 
You toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head 
on the top of the doorway. 
You take your dog for a  ride and he rests his head 
on your arm, causing you to make random right turns. 
You have gave up on water dishes and just use the bathtub 
Your 2 dogs play in the house and pull the ceiling fan down for 
the second time You have to move over when brushing your teeth because 
your dog wants a drinkYou show pictures of your dogs and kids 
and the first picture you pull out is your dogs. 
While stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and 
forth because the dog is panting out the window. 
You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling 
The monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment 
Your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large 
home, buy a jet skis and a personal plan. 
You have tried to train your dog not to like dishes, but the dishes are in the sink. 
Your dog can see what 's cooking and tries to help in the preparation. 

How many of these apply to you?