When You Wish Upon a Star

My first story is about one of my favorite activities right now. It is chewing on people's shoes. I have so much fun getting into my family's closets and carrying around their shoes! But when they catch me... they hide the shoe! Not fair!

One of my favorite places to lay is under the coffee table in our living room. It is a little slippery in here, which makes it even more fun! I slide a lot! I really like it in here because Emmitt never goes in here!

Guess what! I have a new hobby. When no one is around, I sneak into a room with a small wastebasket, put my paws up and nose in and tip it over! Then I can get right into the pail and shred away. It is so much fun!!! Unfortunately, my family doesn't think so. Boy, do they yell when they see the mess I've made. I just put on a sad face and think to myself..."but it was so much fun!"

There's this really neat stuff that's outside. It's cold and wet and so much fun to put my nose in! Emmitt says it's called snow. I really like it. I love to jump around in it and stick my nose way down in it. When my family brings me inside, they call me snowball instead of furball because I am full of it from head to tail. Of coarse, I don't look any different because my white fur blends right in. Maybe that's why I like it so much! If you have the chance to play in this fun stuff, I strongly recommend it!

For a while, I've been trying to figure out what my family was always looking at. Now I have learned that it's a tv. It let you see people and other dogs, but they really aren't here in our house. Most of the time I look at it if there are dogs on. I like to bark at them and try to talk to them. Needless to say, Animal Planet is my favorite station!

Look what happened to me! My family thought it would be fun to try to shave my fur. They figured that since it's summer and that my fur was getting a little hard to keep neat, they would attempt to shave me down. What a mistake!! Talk about a bad haircut! Well, thank goodness it grows back, but then again, it's pretty nice in this hot summer weather!

Well, it's official. I'm back in prison when my family is gone. I guess I've been having too much fun while they are away. When they are gone, I got bored and invented all kinds of new games. First, there was "Rearrange the Living Room Rugs". When that got boring, I started "Pull off the Arm Rest Covers" on the chairs. These games didn't seem to bother my family too much since I was just moving things around. So since I got bored with my bones, I found new toys... the flowers hanging on the wall, just above the top of the couch, the cover of the tv guide, and the best game I think I've ever invented which is hours of fun... "Pull the Toliet Paper Roll". Yes, hours of fun. I've pulled the roll out of the bathroom and half way down the hall before the roll stopped and I got to shread it all. But now the fun is over and I'm stuck in my prison while they're gone. But you know what. It actually doesn't bother me. I actually go running in there because they always throw a few treats in there before they leave... and I LOVE treats!!

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