The Matrix Has You...
You might be a Matrix Freak If...
   You Have seen the original movie more than fifty times
   Multiple black coats hang in your closet
   You want Neo's "Airwalk Boots"
   Bad days will find you saying: "Why oh why didn't I take the blue
   pill?"
   You can spell "Wachowski"
   You've memorized Smith's speach
   You own a pair of sunglasses that you refer to as your "Matrix
   glasses"
   You have cut your hair/done it up to look like Neo, Niobe, or Trin
   You understood who 'Trin' was in the previous sentence
   You've used the line "Do you really think that is air you're
   breathing?"
   "Cause and Effect, My Love" is another of your favorite sayings
   You re-wound 'Reloaded' to see Sati's family
   You've been online to see the Merovingian's resteraunt "up close"
   You know the name of the Merovingian's resteraunt (Le Vrai)
   You refer to the Merovingian as "Merv"
          Extra credit if you have ever said "Hello Merv"
   You correct anyone who spells Merv's night club "H-E-L-L"
   (It's H-E-L)
   You can spell Persephone and recount the ancient myth related
   to her
   You can name all of the Greek/Hindu mythological characters
   You remember Trinity's sn from the Animatrix short "A Detective
   Story"
   You were explaining who "The Kid" was and pointing him out to
   your friends
   Any of your DPs or Avatars are currently (or have ever been)
   Matrix related
   You can define "Bullet Time"
   You can name the executive producer and half the Fx guys
   You found the codes in the credits
   You use the codes in the credits
   You've joked about running up walls
          Extra credit if you ever have run up a wall
   You have a tattoo (plan to get a tattoo) of the white rabbit
   You know how many whiskers said rabbit posseses
   You can recound the entire computer scene and what each
   character types
   You can name the song Neo is listening to at the beginning
   (by Massive Attack)
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