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Source Code of Wincows

How To Write In C

The Day That Unix Died

Laws of Computer Programming

Is Windows A Virus?

Computer Programming Languages

Axioms for the Internet Age

Computer Quotations

Abbott and Costello at the Computer Store

If Operating Systems Were Airlines

The E-Mail Wonderland

Programmer's Drinking Song

Memo From Tech Support

New Computer Viruses

If Microsoft Had Been the First to Invent Books

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Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

Computer Help Desk

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Computers -- Male or Female?

Garden of Eden

Bill Gates -- Heaven or Hell?

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Selecting A Programming Language

Ode To C

The Canonical List of Computer Viruses

Brooklyn Version of Windows 98

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If Bill Gates Were From West Virginia

Murphy's Law for Computing

Murphy's Law for Technology

Owed Two the Spell Checker

Geek Theology 101

How You Know You Bought a Bad Computer

Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

Computer Reality Check

Computer Acronyms

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Windows 2000 Error Messages

'Twas The Night Before Christmas

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If Cars Were Like Computers

Reactions to a Glass of Milk Left Near the Keyboard

A Little Bit of Numerology

Computer Sales Jargon Explained

How To Program in C

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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes

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