bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 it was outmoded!
-- The Wall Street Journal
computer, to print out a fact,
Will divide, multiply and subtract.
But this output can be
No more than a debris,
If the input was short of exact.
-- Gigo
C:\>DOS>
C:\>DOS>RUN
RUN DOS, RUN!
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Sweet posts of liberty,
Of this I sing!
Groups where no thread will die,
Home of my comments sly,
And every post make I, with tongue in cheek!
bought the latest computer;
computer, to print out a fact,
y newsgroup tis of thee,