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 ur program, who art in storage,
HOWARD be thy name;
Our output come, our input done,
On DEC as it is on IBM.
Give us this day our daily disk,
And forgive us our pirating,
As we forgive those who pirate against us.
And lead us not into assembler,
But deliver us from COBOL.
For UNIX is the system, the power, and the glory
Forever and ever
exit(0);
-- Author Unknown
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ur program, who art in memory,
HELLO be thy name;
Forgive us our I/O errors
As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Load us not into frustruation,
And deliver us from power surges.
For thine is the algorithm, the application and the solution,
Looping forever and ever.
RETURN
-- Author Unknown
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