Questions & answers) for Moms...

MOMMY, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF...?

Amnesia: What did you just ask me?
Apathy: I don't care.
Bigotry: I'm not going to tell someone like you.
Damnation: Go to hell!
Dyslexia: Beeing Sackwards
Egotistical: I'm the best person to answer that question.
Evasive: Go do your homework.
Flatulent: That question really stinks!
Hostility: If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!
Ignorance: I don't know.
Indifference: It doesn't matter.
Influenza: You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia: I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Irreverant: I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
Masturbation: Your father can handle that question.
Narcissism: Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-Protective: I don't know if you're ready for the answer.
Paranoid: You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?
Procrastination: I'll tell you tommorow.
Repetitive: I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered: Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
Suspicious: Why are you asking me all these questions?

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