PARKING VIOLATION
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Province or State Automobile License Number
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Time Make of Automobile
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.
Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you
have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari
of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so
that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself.
Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at
about 4:30 p.m.), and may the fleas from 1000 camels infest your armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS
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