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Breakthrough: It finally booted on the first try.

CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..

Compatible: Gracefully accepts erroneous data from any source.

Computer programmers do it byte by byte.

Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you'd
have to do without them.

To define recursion, we must first define recursion.

The Soviet Union does not exist any more in its present format.

Diagnostics are the programs that run when nothing else will.

Disc space, the final frontier!

Disclaimer:  Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

Don't let the computer bugs bite!

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.

Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and fall in love!

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Help!  I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!

Host System Not Responding, Probably Down.  Do you want to wait?  (Y/N)

I am the computer your mother warned you about.

Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.

I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.

Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.

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