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SSN 001 November
22, 1976
WHAT'S A SALES AND SYSTEMS NEWSLETTER?
This is the first issue of a new method of expediting information to the
Field.. It is simply a sequentially numbered newsletter, issued as needed.
Items of generally a Technical natures received from various sources, will
be accumulated and then sent to all Salesmen, Systems Engineers, and Applications
Programmers.
As we get more and better Publications, much of the information in these
Newsletters will be shifted to these "official" Documents. This will also
obsolete previously issued Newsletters periodically, however, no effort is
currently planned to "weed out" old info.
Ted Spitzmiller
My note: If you have any questions about the wonderful technical info,
mostly about DCOS VI release 1, in the rest of the newsletter send me an
email!!! Bill
SSN 002 April 5,
1977
The Sales & Systems Newsletter is alive and living in Publications
& Training! Although it has been several months since the last issue,
this newsletter will now be circulated on a regular (almost) basis.
The Sales & Systems Newsletter is arranged by major categories of
technical information (such as AIDE, DCOS, etc.). It also contains a catch-all
category for single miscellaneous items of information. Again, if clarification
or additional information is needed, please contact Field Support.
Please note that release of DDM for field use has been delayed. Any inquiries
relating to applications which require DDM should be directed to Bill Henry
or Lynn Brandhorst. All documentation relating to DDM and DCOS VI Release
2 is being held pending resolution of the release date.
Happy Easter!
Shirley Stough April 5, 1977
My note: See note under SSN 001. Bill
BUZZWORD DEFINITIONS
Recently Software Development provided a list of definitions of terms
commonly kicked around. We offer this list, With slight changes, to the Field
in an effort to help all of us talk the same language.
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1. Software Product - A nebulous term referring to a set of "things" which
are individually (and collectively) cataloqued. There are two kinds of "things";
code and documents. Size or complexity or content of software products have
no meaning; if you can't smell it, touch it or taste it, it must be
software.
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2.-11. probably don't interest you by now - Bill
SSN 003 May
1977
GARBAGE IN / GARBAGE OUT
SSN#003 is a new, improved version of the heretofore dull and mundane
"Systems Only" newsletter. Beginning with #003, the "Sales" end will finally
be addressed. You may notice that the format does not comply with that of
the last newsletter. The Editor reserves the right to change her mind.
Being a new and slightly naive "roving reporter", I would like to extend
a plea for comments, suggestions, information, criticism, etc., regarding
this newsletter. If this is going to be an on-going, successful project,
I'm going to need some help from you. I can be reached on extension 182 in
Sunnyvale.
Thanks! Shirley Stough .
MARKETING ADDS "SPECIAL PROJECTS OFFICE"
Bill Hill and Jim Reeder have been "reorganized" into DPI's new Special
Projects Office.
Special Projects Person Bill will be formulating a Training Program for
Field S.E.'s, Publications and Training personnel, and others, on a number
of topics which he is uniquely qualified to present. Yes, Skip's rumor was
correct. Special Projects Person Jim has initiated the planning of a Systems
Specification Standard, and is responsible for coordinating the resources
the develop the standard.
Field Support will continue to be handled by Larry Pappe and Dan Emmorey
(welcome Dan to Field Support from Software Dev.) as well as two people who
have not yet been hired. Don Lincicome will assume the position as Acting
Manager. Special Projects Person Bill will be available for limited "consulting"
to Field Support when necessary. (Insert quarter, get answer?)
PUBLICATIONS & TRAINING brought to you by:
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Ted Spitzmiller: A one-time (1967-1972) DPI Customer Engineering instructor
who has been reincarnated as the Manager of this department.
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Tom 0'Neill: An actor and self-proclaimed poet who moonlights as a technical
writer.
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Gaylon (Rich) Richardson: our famous instructor who has taught just about
everybody in the field everything they know.
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Roger Grainger: An instructor currently moonlighting as a Programmer.
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Dale Hunqenberg: A technical writer whose ultimate goal is to destroy
the ozone layer with air freshener (to keep the smog away).
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Shirley Stough: An ex-executive secretary named by Point Loma High Class
of '71 as person most likely to be reincarnated as an IBM punched card.
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Charlene Kutz: A singer who moonlights as an Editorial Assistant. (Charlene
also claims she's "old news".)
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John McLauqhlin: Our new technical illustrator (replacing Stan Ketchum)
whose ultimate goal is to drink all the water left in California.
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Norene Hoalievina: Our brand-new Word Processor operator and part-time
Western Region secretary. Just look for the smoking keyboard: There's
Norene!
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Apollo Control: A highly sophisticated state-of-the-art special purpose
DVST photomultiplier analog ONRT distributive processing system moonlighting
as a Word Processor.
SKIP "MERLIN" MCCUSKER ENCHANTS CENTRAL REGION WITH AIDE SORCERY, DCOS
DELUSIONS, MITOS MAGIC
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TRANSLATION: The Central Regional Sales & Systems Newsletter is off
and running. Chock-full of weird little men and intergalactic connotations,
Skip's newsletter provides sketches of systems problems, as well as the
solutions! The Sunnyvale Critics Association has rated the periodical with
a 9.2, a 9.7 and a 9.678! WOW!
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If you're interested in getting a copy of the CRSSN#1, everyone has a
price, and I'm sure Skip is no exception.
Announcements
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Larger copies of this newsletter, suitable for framing, available upon
request. Send $.25 to Phrog Ink., Life-size blow-ups, Sunnyvale, CA.
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Save this issue: It may be a collector's item.
Newsletter Evaluation Form
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( ) I haven't read it yet and don't intend to.
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( ) I haven't read it yet, but will as soon as I finish this
installation.
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( ) I absolutely loved it and can't wait for the next one to come
out.
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( ) It Was the stupidest newsletter I have ever seen in my life.
If you checked boxes 2 or 3, please send this evaluation form to Publications
and Training, DPI, 370 San Aleso Ave., Sunnyvale CA 94086, Attn: T. Spitzmiller.
If you checked boxes 1 or 4, send this evaluation form to Dead Letter Office,
c/o Postmaster General, Washington, DC.
SSN 004 JUNE
1977
GARBAGE IN / GARBAGE OUT
I'm happy to report that SSN#003 will probably not be a collector's item.
I appreciate all the positive response I received from the field. (However,
the Dead Letter office did send me a poison pen note.) Keep those cards and
letters coming in!
Ref: CRSSN May, 1977
Central Region Customer Engineers Sam Griffith and Ron Maddaus claim a
new patch record for communications distance over 7511's. The distance was
30 miles! Good Show! Note: See reminder from Curt Miller in SSN005 -
Bill.
Announcements:
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Attention: Participants in the DPI Annual Pineapple-Flinging contest are
asked to return to Sunnyvale for a re-match.
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Found: Half a birthday cake on or around May 6. Owner please claim. No
questions asked.
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Group of unorganized plebeians desires qualified person to lead pinecone
pushing operation. Systems background preferred. Apply in person. San Jacinto
Mountain, CA.
SSN 005 JULY 1977
BICENTENNIAL-PLUS-ONE
COMMEMORATIVE
ISSUE
GARBAGE IN / GARBAGE OUT
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! In honor of the great Bicentennial-Plus-One, this
issue contains excerpts from one of the most effective (and overdone) marketing
campaigns known to man. In most cases, the articles offered herein are taken
directly from a national catalog of advertising specialties and sales activators.
(By the way, we're not taking orders for any of the items.)
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Uncle Sam top Hat. Grey styrofoam hat with red, white, and striped
band imprinted with your message. Inquire within.
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13 Early American coins mounted in a simulated velour and vinyl folder,
complete with histories
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Colonial Inn Travel Kits. Individual bottles are decorated with
the signboard of a famous inn and on the back is a capsule of its historic
importance. (Betsy Ross Slept Here).
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Martha Washington in natural antique bronze finish. Inquire
within.
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Commemorative Ceramics. An array of exciting ceramic commemoratives
awaits the discriminating gift buyer. Choose from an assortment of
mugs, ashtrays, plates or a baby's arm holding an apple. each piece
is designed to become a treasured heirloom.
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#5282B-53-176 Signing of the Declaration of Independence Ice Bucket.
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Hand-blown Commemorative neckties. Latest in Fashion!
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Historical Documents. Parchment replicas from the 1776
Bicentennial-Plus-One archives collection. Broadside print of the
Declaration of Independence, Ringing of the liberty Bell, 3 different
denominations of colonial money, and the first DPI MIT 130 proposal.
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1776 Relived. A full 16-page travelogue of the shrines and battlegrounds
that gained fame during this period.
Telling - it- Like - it - is DEPT.
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The tennis match of the century took place on Saturday, June 11 when Don
"Nastasi" Lincicome met Dick "Billie Jean" Brothers at Los Altos Hills Country
Club. The match resulted in a 6-3, 7-5 win for Dick, who showed absolutely
no respect for home court advantage or age. ref.: DL
1976 REVISITED:
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Some new customers
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Babcock & Wilcox, VA
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Bell & Howell
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Bendix, Teterboro
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Caterpillar Ind. Div.
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Caterpillar Morton
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Collins Radio
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Detroit Diesel
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Delco Air
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Fulton Industries
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G.E. Burlington
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Gould Ocean Systems
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Government Printing Office
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Johnson & Johnson
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Massey Ferguson
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McDonnell Douglas
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NCR Ithaca
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Otis Elevator
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Reece Corp.
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RM Friction
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Union Carbide
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Western Electric Baltimore
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Westinghouse Athens
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Zimmer USA
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Some new faces in the field
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Tom Andrews, S.E., Los Angeles
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Warren S. Baker, S.E. Toronto
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Edmund DeJesus, S.E., Farmington, CT
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John P. DeWilde, S.E. Farmington, CT
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Mark F. Elston, S.E. Peoria
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Gregory G. Ewald, S.E., Los Angeles
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Stephen A. O'Connor, Sales Rep, Pittsburgh
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John W. Quinn, S.E., Pittsburgh
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George C. Richardson, S.E., New York
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Raymond W. Rucky, S.E., Detroit
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Kenneth R. Warren, S.E., Indiana
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Randy L. Woost, S.E., Cleveland
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1976 - 'twas a very good year!
Announcements:
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Law #7: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the
programmer who must maintain it.
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Commemorative bicentennial-plus-one daytimer stickums attached to
specially-marked copies of SSN.
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A reminder from Curt Miller, Director of Customer Engineering.
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The Engineering Specification for the 7511 Line Conditioner limits the
distance to 10 miles. In order to remain cost effective, it is important
that all of these units comply with the restrictions imposed by the
specifications. Note: See "new 7511 distance record" in SSN 004! -
Bill
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Personal to MM(LA): Welcome to the club! Signed: ROM, RPS, WFH.
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AA-Accredited Driving Lessons. Inquire within.
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Notice to DPI Kazooband Members
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The selection of songs for the Bicentennial-Plus-One Main Street Parade
is as follows:
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National Anthem
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DPI Fight Song
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Opus 22 in G minor for Kazoo-band and Minstrel Show
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Please be sure your uniforms are tidy.
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New Model 132A Controller: Human
Engineered
SSN 006 AUGUST
1977
SPECIAL BIRTHDAY ISSUE
GARBAGE IN /GARBAGE
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IN THIS ISSUE:
A special feature article on potential user's evaluations of DPI systems;
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A summary of the Pajaro Dunes Managers Meeting and Mid-Atlantic's User's
Meeting.
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I would like to thank all two of you who returned your newsletter evaluation
forms. The comments have been very beneficial (so far). For the rest of you--it's
not too late to send them to me. I'll give you one more month, then don't
come crying when the format isn't as you like it (or when your name is
mysteriously removed from the mailing list).
In an article to the Wall Street Journal Juty 15, 1971, NCR Corp. announced
an 86% rise in second quartet profit from last year. Second quarter net was
$34.4M or $1.29 a share, up from $18.5M or 75¢ a share a year earlier.
The article stated that NCR also experienced higher profits from Data Pathing,
as well as several of NCR's divisions .
DATAPRO SURVEY FINDS DPI ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN
The June, 1977 Datapro update contains a feature report on data collection
equipment. The results of the user survey showed DPI well above other companies
in "overall satisfaction". The weighted averages for categories such as Ease
of Installation, Input, and Training, Hardware Reliability and Maintenance
indicated DPI as being far in the lead for both the 2lOO Series and the Series
150.
It is interesting to note that, in comparison with our closest competitor,
DPI controllers support almost three times as many terminals per controller.
Good show!
DPI CHARACTER SET
When I came up with the idea of doing a sketch on some of DPI's real
characters (of which there are MANY), the first person who came to mind was
Hank Lopez, an almost-ten-year veteran.
Henry J. "hammer" Lopez has been through the ranks of DPI beginning in
December, 1967 in Final Hardware Test. The nickname "Hammer" (given to him
by Kaiser Steel), surely comes from Hank's ambitious character. That first
season with the company, he slept in CE school during the day and worked
at night. From there, he became a Diagnostic Programmer, an Applications
Programmer and a Supervisor (not all at once, however).
For the past four years, Hank has been a field creature (SE-type) in the
LA office, fighting fires and keeping customers happy (usually at the 94th
Aero Squadron). "Hammer's" most recent claim to fame is the successful
installation of FMC, San Jose, which is DPI's first test site for Disk Data
Management.
When he isn't working or partying, Hank is an amazing craftsman. He has
built a custom kit car--an Amante (that's KIT car, not KIDDIE car). in honor
of the recent Southwestern Region Bicentennial-Plus-One Boogie Down Bash,
he whipped up a portable dance floor which is in six 4'x4' wood parkay sections.
(It works just fine, too.)
Pajaro Dunes Managers' Meeting Establishing Clear Communications between
Sunnyvale & the Field
The week of July 18 marked the start of what is hoped to be an on-going
two-way interface between headquarters an the DPI regions. Pajaro Dunes,
California (on the beach between Santa Cruz and Monterey) was the site of
one of DPI's most well-prepared and Prolific Marketing manager's meetings.
The Intensive four-day workshop included all regional Sales and Systems
managers and managers from the integral headquarters organizations. And
"workshop" it was--the scheduled presentations evolved into "let it-all-hang-out"
discussions which in turn became the basis for task forces to identify and
resolve problems.
Among the major topics discussed were: DDM Phases l & 2 and DCOS Vl
Rel. 3 (B. Brown), Engineering Development (C. Steele), Product Plannihg
(L. Brandhorst), Speclfications Standards (B. Goodner--who had his audience
falling out of their chairs), New Equipment and Pricing Structures (D. Piveral),
Field Service (D. Emmorey) and Applications Programming (D. Lincicome).
IMPORTANT FOLLOW UP ANNOUNCEMENTS
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ATTENTION ALL CONCERNED PARTIES: Pete "Thumper" Coble is NOT to be admitted
to any meetings without a seat belt. Buckle up for safety!
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ATTENTION ALL APPLICABLE PARTIES: Please return your steaks. The chef
would like to take another crack at them.
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Is it true that Don Villarubia (Southern) has insomnia?
CHALLENGE
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The DPI Formula One Racing Assn., Sunnyvale Chapter, challenges any field
creature to a spin around the track. Official time trials are held at the
Malibu Grand Prix in Redwood City, CA.
The current lap record and low average are held by a ringer from Central,
none other than Sterling Roark McCusker of Motor City. Poncho Carter Lopez
claims an unofficial track time of 51.45 seconds at the LA raceway. (You
should have seen the one that got away!)
Challengers from the field may contact Parnelli Kelley to arrange for a starting
time.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
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ATTENTION DPI KAZOOBAND MEMBERS: The turnout for the July 20th Long Distance
Sing-Along Phonathon was quite disappointing. Let's show some enthusiasm
in the future!
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Customer Engineering Hint #1: if it jams--force it. If it breaks, it needed
replacing anyway.
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NOW AVAILABLE IN KIT FORM: Rancho de Lopez, Sunshine Heat & Makin
Co., and Hot-L Walker.
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A new member of the Half-a-Birthday-Cake
Club.
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