Frases de Inglês

• Be good to your children. They will choose your nursing home.
• If I do right no one remember, if i do wrong no one forget.
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
• You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking

five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know
where the hell she is.
• If you want something done right, do it yourself.
• "I may be only one person, but I can be a person who makes a difference".
• "Imagination is more important than

knowledge."
Albert Einstein
• "Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer."
• "Whether you think you can or you think you can't - you are right."

Henry Ford
• If you are not the lead dog, the view is always the same.
• I´m not gay, but my boyfriend is!
• 40 is twice as good as 20.
• Dogs come when you call, cats have answering machines.
• 2 B or not 2 B, that is the pencil...
• Too err is human. To moo, bovine.
• Get stoned! Drink wet cement!
• If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
• If nobody is perfect, I must be nobody.
• I have two good qualities, one is my memory and the other, and the other, and the other...
• Heaven is where the humor is British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the humor is German, the mechanics are French, the lovers Swiss, the cooks British and it is all organized by the Italians.
• I lost my wife and my dog. Reward for the dog.
• Engov we trust!!!
• The worst thing about censorship is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
• Not tonight, dear. I have a modem
• Good girls go to heaven...Bad girls go everywhere!
• Don't fly faster than your angel can fly.
• 43% of all statistics is useless!
• Don't spend one cent on marketing, invest it!