Tedybarbar: i have to MEET my mom in the air conditioning room..she's strange
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SillyDirectres17: I saw Zak today AhhhhhCrap: did you shoot him? SillyDirectres17: I tried SillyDirectres17: but he got away AhhhhhCrap: why? AhhhhhCrap: were you at my house? AhhhhhCrap: cuz if you were. . . . . ----------- AhhhhhCrap: well i'm not leaving b/c of that SillyDirectres17: damn AhhhhhCrap: i'm just going for the sake of going AhhhhhCrap: but if you want me to be scared i will be AhhhhhCrap: oh no!!!!!!!!(shrivels into ball) SillyDirectres17: Thanks SillyDirectres17: I needed that AhhhhhCrap: not the wednesday killing!!!! |
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cinderelly666: i'm cooler than yout hink i am cinderelly666: who cinderelly666: e cinderelly666: whore cinderelly666: damit i can't type for hsit ------ cinderelly666: almost as dumb as ashley cinderelly666: ew cinderelly666: ashelyk SillyDirectres17: to bad you didn't even realize it was the same thing cinderelly666: hahaaha tristan |
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agent179r: it is the GRANDE plan SillyDirectres17: because it's soo cool agent179r: i think it sounds cooler like el grande! agent179r: like one of those things where you need that mexican bands when you say it agent179r: and they go dadumdumdumdadumdumdum! every time you say GRANDE!! SillyDirectres17: el grande plan-eh agent179r: el grande!! *daaaadumdumdumdadumdumdum!!!* agent179r: plan |
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7.4.02 SillyDirectres17: my feet are cold AhhhhhCrap: then put them in the oven SillyDirectres17: well that would involve me getting up AhhhhhCrap: then put them on the computer AhhhhhCrap: i'm sure the computer has a built in oven AhhhhhCrap: either that, or it is the gateway to hell |
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7.10.02 Rachel’s Profile: if i guy tries to come on to you....or he does something u don't like.....tell him "GO shrub yourself" Say HI to OOPY (the dancing panda) IF you are ever in need of help just say OOWWTEE_OWTEE_OUUUUU and lop boy and snuffles will come to ur rescue |
 | SillyDirectres17: who does it Tedybarbar: i dunno Tedybarbar: some ugly rapper Tedybarbar: lol SillyDirectres17: UGH SillyDirectres17: you are so not cool Tedybarbar: OH Tedybarbar: LOL Tedybarbar: LOLOLOLOL Tedybarbar: oh Tedybarbar: nvm Tedybarbar: i thought i said some ugly rapper to the wrong person |
Wether4evr: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
SillyDirectres17: how bout NO
Wether4evr: how about....
Wether4evr: "if i were peter pan, you'd be my happy thought"
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agent179r: well you could always just add some and like even it out agent179r: but pretty soon youd be black agent179r: then youd have to find like de-tanning lotion SillyDirectres17: HAhahaha agent179r: you know its true though SillyDirectres17: yeah agent179r: and they dont make de-tanning lotion agent179r: so you better not screw up and write something dumb |
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SillyDirectres17: I'm Canadian in my soul and heart Threelionsnufc: hahahah Threelionsnufc: that makes me Sick SillyDirectres17: good SillyDirectres17: I hope you die SillyDirectres17: stupid American Threelionsnufc: I hope you die before I do Threelionsnufc: actually, I liked NYC a whole bunch Threelionsnufc: I want to live there Threelionsnufc: with my beauty Threelionsnufc: and 2 dogs Threelionsnufc: and no cat |
7.7.02
agent179r: alright. ill call you when i get it
agent179r: who is ashley bacon? and does she really smell?
SillyDirectres17: No Ashley bacon played anne frank in my play and we're like best friends
SillyDirectres17: and we have this joke
agent179r: that she smells?
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7.11.02 SillyDirectres17: cause TeePeeing is for LOSERS superfinebrett: NOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SISTA superfinebrett: YOU LOST 5.2 POINTS FOR THA ONE superfinebrett: EHEHEHEH superfinebrett: IM EVIL superfinebrett: RARGH SillyDirectres17: don't kill any dogs now superfinebrett: JERK -------- SillyDirectres17: you could dig for gold in your backyard superfinebrett: or oil superfinebrett: or diamonds SillyDirectres17: Yeah, oil in your backyard SillyDirectres17: dig up the garden thing superfinebrett: no they would have to go around the garden |
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7.12.02 Chicadeagua1212: winner?? Chicadeagua1212: i'm THE winner Chicadeagua1212: aight, i'm out like you stomach.....obesity is in luckily!!!! HAHAHAHA, omg, i love you and you're sooooskinny Chicadeagua1212: and i hate you anerexic.....women SillyDirectres17: you are so weird SillyDirectres17: in a cool way Chicadeagua1212: udh Chicadeagua1212: *duh Chicadeagua1212: dorky Chicadeagua1212: aight, i'm out like michael jackson fifty years ago |
7.13.02
superfinebrett: OK
SillyDirectres17: YOU MEANIE
superfinebrett: BYE
SillyDirectres17: I HATE YOU
superfinebrett: PLAESE DONT
SillyDirectres17: TO LATE
superfinebrett: OK WELL IF THE DAMAGE IS DONE OK
superfinebrett: SEE YA
SillyDirectres17: HAHAHA
superfinebrett: TOMMAROW
SillyDirectres17: BITCH
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agent179r: no little mohens! agent179r: you know they should do a smokey the bear thing only with like sex... agent179r: like only you can prevent little mohens agent179r: and smokey can be a obgyn SillyDirectres17: yeah agent179r: he would wear like a white labcoat and a rangers hat agent179r: and at the end of the commercial they would say eyes down for a full house! agent179r: cause that would be funny agent179r: almost as funny as little mohens |
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7.17.02 SillyDirectres17: i have an ice pack wrapped around my head LilSeanyG: haha LilSeanyG: you must look so silly SillyDirectres17: it looks like a turbon LilSeanyG: im gonna call you sarah ice turban ------ LilSeanyG: the man of your dreams LilSeanyG: will walk up LilSeanyG: and be like LilSeanyG: hey baby LilSeanyG: omg! LilSeanyG: whats on your head! LilSeanyG: and then *poof* he'll disappear |
 | 7.23.02 LilSeanyG: im playing this beat LilSeanyG: and writing LilSeanyG: a rap LilSeanyG: to show taurence :-) SillyDirectres17: writing a rap!! SillyDirectres17: hahaha, you're so white though LilSeanyG: no im not LilSeanyG: IM BLACK LilSeanyG: BLACK AS THE NIGHT LilSeanyG: BIATCH |
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SillyDirectres17: Hi. agent179r: hi. SillyDirectres17: This is Ashley Bacon. I’m at Sarah’s house. agent179r: This is Jonathan Reams SillyDirectres17: sarah's eating grapes now agent179r: *shakes head in dissappointment* SillyDirectres17: yea.... SillyDirectres17: she's still eating grapes agent179r: isnt it awefull? i mean soo much potential! agent179r: just...thrown out! agent179r: for grapes!! agent179r: it gauls me SillyDirectres17: and laughing...that's really not attractice SillyDirectres17: *attractive agent179r: oh! will it never end!? SillyDirectres17: haha, she has no potential SillyDirectres17: no...i'm afraid there's nothing we can do SillyDirectres17: sdg SillyDirectres17: ds SillyDirectres17: kntrt SillyDirectres17: [' agent179r: i know! agent179r: tell it sistah! SillyDirectres17: Ashley is not cpp; SillyDirectres17: cool SillyDirectres17: She's trying to kil lme SillyDirectres17: oi hdrjfasghf[ SillyDirectres17: r SillyDirectres17: o SillyDirectres17: tf SillyDirectres17: 5 SillyDirectres17: we wer SillyDirectres17: having agent179r: yeah! yeah! you tell it like it is! SillyDirectres17: a f SillyDirectres17: gt SillyDirectres17: a fight\ SillyDirectres17: gosh SillyDirectres17: jk SillyDirectres17: fv sxgu agent179r: i noticed from the mad typeing SillyDirectres17: She's SillyDirectres17: SillyDirectres17: e SillyDirectres17: ]/ SillyDirectres17: /being SillyDirectres17: mean SillyDirectres17: Bighting shouldr SillyDirectres17: bm, agent179r: all over grapes |
7.25.02
Chicadeagua1212: my name is ashley bacon. i'm 14 and i smell
 | Email from Jayne: i rented rat race, it was ok, and ate cookies with my sister. then we went and practiced parallel parking outside our house. that was probably the highlight of my day, how sad is that. people kept staring at us as the drove/walked by. we set up trash cans to symbolize cars, but we kept knocking them over. oh well. i hope our insurance is good. -Jayne |
agent179r: anyways, I must go now. cause it is thursday (wednesday outgoing) and so there is no more love line and so i sleep now. but before I go...i feel that i should say with out a doubt that you both look very attractive in that particular picture, and that if i was a rapist, i would most definitely rape you. (but im not a rapist...so that puts an end to that). and with that thought in mind, i must bid you farewell. good night. and adeau.
 | 7.26.02 Threelionsnufc: did I ever tell you about my fantastic trip to sweden SillyDirectres17: no SillyDirectres17: you did not SillyDirectres17: was it fantastic? Threelionsnufc: it was damn good Threelionsnufc: between the girls and the soccer, I was in heaven SillyDirectres17: Oh yes, I shoulda guessed SillyDirectres17: you liked those sweedish girls? Threelionsnufc: oh lord yes ------ Threelionsnufc: there was this one icelandic girl Threelionsnufc: she was simply gorgeous Threelionsnufc: she was a professional model Threelionsnufc: I got a picture with her and me, but it didnt turn out too well Threelionsnufc: I nearly passed out when she put her arms around me Threelionsnufc: she smelled soo good Threelionsnufc: I was flexing all of my muscles so she would think I was built Threelionsnufc: haha SillyDirectres17: Yeah but it didn’t work Threelionsnufc: yea it did, she began making out with me and we had sex |
Threelionsnufc: do you agree with me sarah that they shouldn't put tampon commercials on public television...they should be saved for lifetime....also, they shouldn't put genital herpes commercials on any channels at all
7.29.02
Chicadeagua1212: *bacon shakes her bacon*
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SillyDirectres17: AHHH SillyDirectres17: YOU ARE SO COOL LilSeanyG: HAAAAAAAAAH LilSeanyG: IM IN LilSeanyG: IM IN --------- LilSeanyG: omg LilSeanyG: make a porn with trevor morgan LilSeanyG: he sounds like a pornstar anyway |
LilSeanyG: AND IM NOT DIRTY >:o SillyDirectres17: YOU ARE SUPA DUPA DIRTY LilSeanyG: no you :-) SillyDirectres17: no LilSeanyG: no you SillyDirectres17: why am I dirty LilSeanyG: no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you no you v LilSeanyG: because LilSeanyG: your supa dupa dirty LilSeanyG: because you said you wanted to make a porn with trevor morgan SillyDirectres17: You suggested the idea SillyDirectres17: which makes you fouler LilSeanyG: no you did LilSeanyG: SillyDirectres17: i want to make a dirty porno with trevor morgan LilSeanyG: SillyDirectres17: hes so sexy i want his ass LilSeanyG: SillyDirectres17: rar
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