EXPRESSIONS FOR A
WOMAN'S HIGH STRESS DAYS
1. You! Off my planet!!
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 15 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
11. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up
12. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
13. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.
14. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
15. How many times do I have to flush before you go away.
16. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
17. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
18. Can I trade this life for what's behind door #2?
19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
20. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done
21. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends
deepinside the earth.
22. Earth is full. Go home.
23. Is it time for your medication or mine?
24. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
25. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
28. I have PMS and a gun- now did you have something to say?
**29. My world is presently upsidown right now, so if you don't
mind, you'll just have to talk to
my ass |