I ain't gonna spread for no roses

Sung by Bruce McCulloch

Bruce: Do I want love? Of course I do. But do you think I'm so dumb, that I'd go out with you? Na-na, no-no, neh-eh-eh-ver. I'm, I'm naw-awt go-on-na spread for no roses. I'm not gonna spread for no roses. I'm not gonna spread for you. You gross old man. Your aftershave reaks youbuy your tan. *Spoken* "She's not gonna peel for no buds, bud." Na-na, no-no, neh-eh-eh-ver. I'm, I'm naw-awt go-on-na spread for no roses. I'm not gonna spread for no roses. I'm not gonna spread for you, you gross old man. Your aftershave reaks, you buy your tan. *Spoken* "This girl don't put out for no foilage, friend." Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk soon. Talk talk soon. Talk talk soon. Joan of arc never did. Laura Secord never did. Gloria Steinmen did once, but then she felt sad. I'm not gonna spread for no roses. *spoken* "Better dead then spread." (repeat 3 times) Do you want love? Of course you do. But if you want love, Shouldn't it be your wife you talk to?