"I'm Gay!"
Sung by Scott Thompson
Scott: I'm gay!
Man: He's gay!
Scott: I'm gay!
Kids: He's gay! *laugh*
Scott: I'm gay!
Man: He's gay!
Woman: Did you hear the news, he's gay!
Scott: I used to be straight but now I'm gay I think the drug made me this way!
All except Scott: He's Gay! He's gay! He's gay!
Scott: I'm Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!