"Smokin' on a night train"

Sung by Mark McKinney

Mark: Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll. Smokin' on a night train chewin' on a jelly roll. I'm raising a flag without a pole, I'm walking in a shoe without a sole. Smokin' on a night train, chewin' on a jelly roll. *Spoken* "Okay, here come lesson number one" You can't cook and egg unless you got yourself a frying pan. *spoken* "You know it's true." You can't cook an egg unless you got yourself a frying pan. You shouldn't rob a bank without a plan. You shouldn't use your tounge to stop a fan. Smokin' on a night train chwin' on a jelly roll. *Spoken* "Now here it comes, lesson two." Shouldn't wanna do it if you don't wanna do it right. Eba-Dabba-Dooba-Daba-Deba-Daba-Do all right. *spoken* " I ain't makin' this up now." You don't go dancin' in the day. You don't go golfin' in the night. Smokin' on a night train chewin' on a jelly roll. Smokin' on a anight train chewin' on a jelly roll. *Spoken* Praise the lord!