I thought a plain black backround suits Dave well.

*~*~*~Dave Foley quotes~*~*~

"I figured, how far can you coast on charm? Well, pretty far actually!" "My blood has an odour. That can't be good. "You want me to give you a quarter so you can masterbate in front of my child?" "I'm the guy with a good attitute towards menstration!" "It's supposed to be a chicken, but it's also a kid, it's a chicken-kid. And it's a girl." "And my assistant, Kevin McDonald, is wearing this outfit to get a cheap laugh." "I wouldn't know a good question if it were shoved down my throat and pulled out my ass." "SING YOU PRICKS!" "We may have stolen them, but that doesn't make them OUR donkeys now does it?" "Who'd want to be your friend? You're a freak!" "Was I to wait forever?" "Just give me a minute. Just give me a minute. WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE!" "No actually, I'm Canadian. It's like an American but without a gun." "Huh, ya ass-hole? Side-WALK!" "I get the job, he don't. I get the job he don't." "Come on lobster. Come on lobster." "Hey! You're not suppoed to be here! I HATE YOU!" "YEE HAH! Walkin' talkin' stereotpyes! YEE HAH! "I'm roller-blading, I'm roller-blading, I'm roller- how old are you?- blading!" "I'm sorry idiot boy, I don't know how that door got closed." "I don't know! Don't mock me!" "Oh no. He's dead. He's dead again. Oh no.  Is that it? Huh? Are you dead again? Huh? Huh? Call me when you're alive again okay? "COME BACK HERE YOU BITCHES!!" "I once shot a man just to watch him die, and then I got distracted and missed it." "I've smoked pot. I've tried heroin. In fact what I'm trying to do class is I'm trying to cut down and the number of times I try heroin . . . in  a day." "I'm just not good with small talk, ya prick!" "Now Dan, Have I always had these breasts?" "No Francesca, you were 12 I was 26." "Oh no, you mean Dad's going to be around the house more?" "No, I think it's a retarted game that requires no skill." "Did I miss the big cookie? I so wanted to be here for the big cookie." "Well, it's been great running into you; go away now." "Tell you what. We can add a circle here and some lines here and now it looks like a happy man dancing!" "Don't blame the clown husk!" "Shut your filthy mouth!" "No, I'm not being sarcastic this is just a little speech impediment. I can't help it!" "I was just mimeing you PRICK!"