"Introduce us or die!" "I'm going to get a picture of that bear or deer by the lake for the girls." "But I don't have them Mister Lister!" "I just looked into my water dish, you made me a freak!" "Well screw you." "No, you know what you need? You need a mortician! You need a mortician! YOU NEED A MORTICIAN!" "Your daddy's dead. He was killed by a lamp." "Where are you pricks from?" "Jerry! Get out of that box before that bird pecks your eyes out!" "Jerry you're frightning me." "Jerry, who was that strange man?" "You're the one that can see me? Fucking Kids in the Hall...'join the troupe' they say 'join the troupe...." "Got ourselves a purdy little faggot." "Oh I'm sorry if my death and re-birth story is starting to bore you. Perhaps if I had tits in the story you'd be more interested." "I'd let him beat me up. Oh, then I'd let the guilt tear him apart." "I'm not gay, then again I didn't used to like Asparagus but I do now." "I'd get my mom to do it." "Tonight we dive into the diseased human mind. Join me, the grey matter is warm." "The beard stays, you go." "Stop it! Stop it! I'll kill you with my own stump." ""Oh my God, she's really close to Mr. Biblo. I hope he doesn't get any idea's and make a brake for it." "Now we're cooking with Evil gas." "Evil! Still evil after all these years! Hecubus the evil one!" "Tony Henderson you have been made a fool of by the powers of darkness." "Tony Henderson please stop giggling." "Oh the sprinkler, oh the water, oh the fire, oh my hip." "DO ME!" "Good evening. And welcome to the pit of pen-ultimate darkness. Apparently there is a pit darker then ours." "Hey, I'm a Canadian street pimp!" "I want me! I hate me! I want me! I hate me!" "Your mother's cheating on me. Your mother's cheating on me. Belle Biv De Vo." "Can't fix the car without a whole lotta milka." "I'm your sister Dammit! YOUR SISTER!" "Hey look! It's the flying pig!"

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