Mark Quotes

"Course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut!" "Joke go poof?" "Come here, I want to put it in your undies!" "Oh and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented anyway." "I don't shake, I dissolve!" "There all teasing me that I died of Cancer." "They said the experience left him scarred, scarred for life!" "I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head, I'm crushing your head. You're a flat head!" "Then I remember thinking, 'well screw you.'" "I'm rootin for you, cause you pissed me off." "Oh yes, everyone is so flammable." "I ain't apologizing to no car." "Moron! Moron! Not going nowhere is a double negative which means you are going somewhere!" "Listen even the dogs are panting with passion." "I wonder what kind of fan mail I'll be getting now?" "Now the reactions when I walk in the room go from, 'do you have a pulse?' to 'Hey, look at the naked guy!'" "We beat Penicillan!" "Look are we ever going to get the big table in here or do I have to go cut down the fucking tree myself!?" "I fell down while making toast." "Walk erect much?" "These two unbelieveably short people got on, and the way they were looking at me you could tell they wanted to bite my ankles." "Hey, bet I kiss better then your daddy!!" "Yeah, crab shampoo, I-i-i got crabs in my pubic hair." "I'm nutty bunny number two, I love me, and I love you!" "Apparently we're not nutty bunnies, just a couple of collage guys," "Oh, well then you won't be dissappointed in me, I'm the origional mommas boy, a real tit-clutcher, weeee."