Due to the fact that I've done everything I can think of on this site, I've decided to begin writing random crap here every so often, to keep us all occupied as we sit here vegetating over the holidays. When school begins again, we can all go there and vegetate. Sooooooooo, did everyone see the last EVER episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer? And did everyone think it sucked more than a leading brand hoover? I mean, c'mon! She's talking to everyone like she's a great general, and saying "I'm going to need you as my champion in this war", which is a pretty damn big contrast to the first series, where she had to sneak out her window incase her mum caught her. There was quite a nice reference to the end of the very first episode, where the original four characters (Buffy, Xander, Willow and Giles) are talking about "the mall" and Giles says "The Earth is doomed" or something along those lines. And what the Hell happened to the big "mortal wound" in BUffy's stomach!? One second she was dying but by the end, she was standing looking fine!

On a completely different subject, has anyone ever wanted to dump-tackle their teacher? They REALLY wouldn't see that one coming! One second they're putting you down about and making you feel like a total idiot, and the next, they're trying to come to their senses and are wondering if what just happened really happened. Also along those lines: Calling a teacher over for help, and then slapping him/her in the face and getting back to work as though nothing happened. It would TOTALLY blow their mind! They'd be so confused, they probably wouldn't say anything. Cough coughITakeNoResponsiblityForAnyIncidentsOfDumpTacklingOrSlappingOfTeachersWhichOccurThroughReadingThisPage Cough ahem!

Bunny, who is currently disguised as a Hare, says "Ello"

Wow, it's Christmas Day, and it REALLY doesn't feel like Christmas. I should be outside frolicking in the snow which SHOULD be covering Haddington but no, I'm sitting by myself typing with really sore eyes because all I've done today is look at TV and PC screens (I got "Enter The Matrix", tis a good game =D). Along with the previously mentioned game, dear Santa Clause also gave me the cold. Not literally of course, because that implies me having had contact with him, and I do not socialise with men who sneak into kids rooms at night and go into shopping centres during the day and have children sit on their lap at their "grotto". People should be happy because it's Christmas but everyone I've spoken to today don't appear to be in festive spirits. Maybe it's because we're less amused by material objects (ie presents) and long for Something Else out of Christmas, like all that stuff they sing about in those cheesy Christmas songs. Hmmmmmm, I've lost the plot somewhere here, I was gonna go on, but I've been distracted. Has anyone ever taken time to read the stuff on the backs of beer bottles? One says: "The horn is the symbol of the Den Hoorn brewery in Leuven which has been brewing beer since 1366. From such humble beginnings Stella Artois has grown and is now enjoyed in some 80 countries around the world." Beautiful, isn't it?

Oh, and I forgot to say, you should all go on to Teletext on Channel 4, page 382 because some people in Cockburn Street told us to go on. Don't ask, they were nutters.

The urges to dump tackle teacher is kicking in again as school starts. After a lot of thought, I've decided this probably isn't a healthy thought process.

I hate the cold, but it's an excuse for hot toddies >=)

Does anybody know what goes with pasta, cheese, quorn, soy sauce and paprika?

If people are still reading this then you have a more boring life than me. Heh, just kidding, YA LOSER!!! ;)