my personal fave, the queen's sweater song. for my personal indulgence, of course. why else?
put on your old queen's sweater,
the dirtier the better
and we'll all have another case of beer,
MORE BEER!
for it's not for the knowledge
that we come to this college,
but to raise hell all the year!
and they took away our whiskey
and they took away our rye
and they took away our late leaves too,
BOO-HOO!
but we thank the lord above us
that we still have guys (or girls) to love us
and our old queen's sweater too!
queen's once, queen's twice,
holy jumping jesus christ,
rim ram, goddamn, sonofabitch, shit, fuck!