1) your girlfriend is puking. what do you do?

a. run away. the smell of puke makes you nautious.

b. hold her hair back, and get her a glass of water when's she's done.

c. rub her back and sit with her until she's done.

d. puke more than her; you're drunker.

2) your not-so-thin gf asks you the all-important question: do you think i'm fat? you say

a. yes. hey, isn't honesty the best policy?

b. well, yeah, kinda, but it doesn't matter; you love her the way she is.

c. no, and you really mean it.

d. yes, and dump her.

3) the pumpkins are coming, and you know she's dying to see them. you're broke, so what do you do?

a. steal the money from your brother's coconut bank.

b. sell your stratocaster...your gf is worth more than Molly.

c. tape the live broadcast off the radio instead.

d. tell her it's her turn to pay.

4) she just got her wisdom teeth out. so you..

a. make her jell-o in her fave flavour in the shape of real food.

b. send her roses and a sympathy card.

c. say how sorry you are, while eating solid food in front of her.

d. make jokes about her puffy face.

5) which tv character best describes you?

a. homer simpson.

b. beavis/butt-head.

c. fox mulder.

d. al bundy.

6) it's that time of the month! so you:

a. bring her a hot water bottle and some tylenol.

b. make her a chocolate cake.

c. what time of the month?

d. run away and hide from the PMS monster.

7) which of the following can you operate?

stove

lawnmower

washer

dryer

vacuum cleaner