Hah!

A likely story! You wouldn't know weird if it was blocking the teevee while biting you on the ass while repeatedly puncturing your skull with a pickaxe and screaming LOOK AT MEE! LOOK AT MEEEE! Your idea of "weird" is wearing a funny looking tie to the office. You think Seinfeld is "new and different". You think MTV is "fresh and original". When your socks wear holes in them, you go to Marshall's and get another pair of the same socks and think you're making a BOLD NEW STATEMENT just by buying a new pair at ALL! Go ahead, I DARE YOU to send me something weird in the mail, if you have the balls! You can write me at:
Augustus Jormungandr Damocletian
1723 West Acres
Joliet, Illinois
60435

-Agsts QPM

ps if you're writing a check make it out to Rev. Bruce Lynch. Shhhhh!