In the garden of Eden everyone was wearing smart pants which God had given them to amuse them for a little while.
Suddenly, from across next door's fence, there came a loud nuclear holocaust which frightened the pants off everyone in the garden of Eden, except the man who was listening to his personal stereo at the time and didn't hear the nuclear holocaust.

THE END.

Adam & Eve were in the garden of Eden (as usual) playing croquet, drinking water and eating rocks.
Next door's came round with some haddock that had died from natural causes by accidentally bumping it's head and would they like some. It was a big haddock and they accepted.
Next door's barbequed it on a fire of burning, screaming animals which they didn't think was very nice. The haddock was lovely and they all felt very sad about it having died. After doing some marijuana, Adam & Eve went home to their cosy beds.
In the night they awoke feeling hungry and ate raw animals alive and drank blood and got their ears pierced and practiced scarification and wore fur coats and did weird sex rituals and brewed Guiness etecetera, etcetera, etcetera.
THE END.