The Sanitorium

Under The Sign Of The Hourglass

Hello,
Todays page comes to you from the foodstuff, lemon pancakes - always make sure the fat is really hot (little whisps of smoke will come off) pour out the excess fat and get the batter in quick, free up the edges with your egg slice and shake it about to free up the middle, wait for correct browning, a tiny bit of smoke will come up but only a tiny bit, make sure its good and loose and do a high toss so it's got time to fly free in the air, that way you wont get it folding in half shake it flat and keep it loose and just leave it on a few seconds to cook up nice, sugar and lemon juice, roll it up, sugar and juice the top and eat it quick while the next one's cooking, and the drink safeways hot chocolate, I'm one of those cynical bastards that think that safeways products are just other peoples products with cheaper labels on them, but not so, I had some of that new and improved Cadbury's hot chocolate and I wasn't impressed, it had this sort of think nastiness to it, so I get the safeways stuff that's like 50p cheaper and it's nicer, a good chocolatey taste and not so thick and gloopy, nice to perk you up before a deep shag.

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