Liar!

Liar! Did you really think that would work? You say to the guard "I am here to see the sights of this fair realm." The guard looks at you, and says "All right. Proceed to Castle Darkmist." You start walking down the road, when all of a sudden, you find yourself being disoriented and passing out. When you come to, you are in a cell. This cell is a nice cell, with a very comfortable bed that you are laying on. You look around the cell, and there is a sink and even what must be this new-fangled device you have heard about called a flush toilet. There is even a small window, with sunlight streaming in. You cannot see out of the window, however, except to see sky. Not bad, for a cell. You may sit and rot or call out. Maybe a guard will come.

Thou mayest leave a message here which will get to the lord of this realm, via e-mail. You get an odd thought as you stand here: "This is all somehow related to or provided by Geocities."