The waterfall was loud in the guide's ears. "Now we see here before us the world's loudest waterfall." "What?" "I said we see here before us the world's loudest waterfall." The tourwas like so dumb. "Like oh my God this is so stupid. Amy, my hair is getting frizzy. Like, can we leave now?"Just then a big pickle ran up to her and gave her a big hug. The crazy pickle looked at her, and realized that she didn't like chicks with frizzy hair so she pushed the frizzy gril over, watching her fall silently into the loudest waterfall in the world. Just then, the crazy green pickle got hungry and took a bite of herself...She kept biting, and biting, and biting. Others around the pickle watched this and because she hugged them, they loved her and loved what she was doing. "Bite me, Bite me!" they said.So the pickle ate herself 'till she died and she ended up burning in the fiery pits of Hell and the first thing she saw upon arriving was the devil, her acrh-enemy, the LADYBUG who proceeded to stab her with a pitchfork. THE END.
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