Everything I Need to Know in Life I Learned from Gundam Wing

1. People are demoted with age. (Look at Relena, leader of the Sanq Kingdom and Queen of the World at age 15, but when she turns 16 she's just a Vice Foreign Minister.)
2. If you have a problem with people who fight in mobile suits... jump in your mobile suit and kick their butts!
3. If all else fails... self destruct.
4. Threatening to kill someone will always win their hearts!
5. Ripping up party invitations is perfect etiquette.
6. Double eyebrows... stylish!!
7. It is completely natural to try and kill someone to avenge your father's death one day and claim to be a complete pacifist the next.
8. Hair can defy gravity with the proper amount of hair gel/spray.
9. Just because they're kids doesn't mean they can't kick your butt.
10. Always fight for your own integrity... even if it is messed up hypocritical integrity.
11. "The mission was to destroy just the space port, but I'll destroy everything!" Moral? Think big!
12. Never kill the sweet innocent guy's family, he might just go psychotic on you... It's always the quite ones.
13. People always worship the richest girl in school.
14. Whenever a woman underestimates you because you're just a kid, tell her she's a weak warrior... and then underestimate her just because she's a girl.
15. If you shoot the guy who is trying to kill the spoiled rich girl.. chances are she'll make you out to be the bad guy.
16. Just because you almost kill a guy when you mess up on your knife-throwing doesn't mean you can't flirt with him afterwards.
17. If a guy tries to kill himself, let's say by self-destruction, punch him in the face and tell him he's pathetic. Works every time.
18. Killing someone who helps you is a wonderful way of showing gratitude... come to think of it, so is stealing parts off of their stuff to repair your own.
19. Don't mess with a guy who calls himself the God of Death, you might regret it.
20. The people that try to hurt you are your enemies... or is it the people who try and help you? Oh, I don't know. It's all so hard to figure out!
21. If you have nothing else to say, just tell someone a story about their name.
22. Only really weird people have wardrobes, to fit in you must wear the same thing all the time.
23. People will never spread rumors you or talk about your behind your back in any way in high school. In fact, they'll probably applaud when you hand out party invitations and make nice comments about you like, "Relena's up there, I bet the stars are shining brighter than ever."
24. Valley girls are NOT always bleach blondes, just like Arabians don't always have to have black hair and a tan. They would have platinum blonde hair and be extremely pale. *shrugs*


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