It’s simple as can be

The place is piccadilly

The players he and she

She whispered will it hurt me

Of course not answered he

It’s a very simple process

Now just rely on me

I don’t know how to do it

She said with fearless eyes

It’s getting rather painful

It must be quite a size

Now calm yourself my darling

He said behind a grin

Just open slightly wider

So I can get it in

Then she gave a startled jump

She gave a little shout

Only a little blood would shed

Then he pulled it out

Now as you read this carefully

It’s a dentist as you find

It’s not what you were thinking

It’s just your DIRTY MIND!