Hello and allow myself to welcome me to you. I am unquestionably looking on the internet world wide web for a English for Beginners course. And yes, I did find your site here for this aspiration. But is it? I was finding the exercises far to troublesome for my brain endowment. The ache is not subsiding still!
However, I was finding the pages on your world wide web site very capricious and to be liked by me very abundantly. I did laugh so firmly and amused was my being, that my sides were stitched and my head did roll onto the floor from my shoulders, indeed. Momentous!
If one day, par hazard, you were to meet me in the person I can assure yourself that I would kindly smother the winter eggnog upon your torso and forthwith (*Bleep!* well that lengthy thought was unprintable, sorry....) indeed. Could this really be truthfulnessly a photograph of one of you, I am cogitating?
Still, alas I must study the English to become betterer and betterer at this and would kindly ask for some real English for Beginners if at all potential. Do you cognise of any of them? If not I thank you very lots, indeed.
Prof. Elkfart Stumphold Pdq,
Ttfn, B.B.Q.
Dear Mr. Stumphold,
English isn’t
an easy language to learn so I’m glad you stopped by my site first. Other
Beginner English sites will drone on and on about nouns and verbs and prepositions,
etc. I think my program cuts directly to the chase. Simply watch and repeat phrases you hear on American
TV sitcoms. That's where you’ll learn everything you need to know. And if you can keep up with our ever changing phrases and jargon,
you'll be halfway to sounding like you were born
in America!
May I also say that those pictures of me on my homepage are indeed of me. Unfortunately
you’ll never be meeting me in person so you can kiss your eggnog idea goodbye.
I’m sure you can find someone in Stumpbania who wouldn’t mind obliging
though.
Anyway, aside from my English for Beginner’s program I'm really not familiar with others to recommend to you. And actually after rereading your letter, I’d say you may not need any more study. I think you’re probably ready to move to a small, English-speaking village or remote farming community right now, and as long as you don’t come into contact with more than 2 people a day for no longer than 15 minutes at a time you should do just fine! Good luck!