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It can make mountains out of molehills
Turns a glance into a long long stare
It's a victory for fans of cleavage
Making girls look like they're loaded for bear
Costs an arm and a leg to manufacture
Costs an arm and a leg to buy
Once you own it you won't need that appendage
Cause now you will have bigger fish to fry
The Wonderbra!
The Wonderbra!
What a perfect gift for men!
No more need for painful pads or wires
All the padding you need is built right in
To a D cup all ladies can aspire
But us guys might end up in the loony bin
Cause you see big boobs make guys go crazy
We could spend all day just watching them pass by
But eventually this could cause a problem
We may never look our women in the eye (like we do!)
The Wonderbra!
The Wonderbra!
What a perfect gift for men!
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