This is Debbie Fisher.  She's the one being restrained by that
     terrible man.  Debbie is a true friend, but she can be very
outspoken and often gets into disagreements
     with others.  I met her on the Internet.
 
 

Here we have Armand de la Roche, the most
brilliant man I've ever met.  Armand owns
a Feed & Grain store, but is known as
"the Poet Laureate of West Remington".
Believe it or not, he still types on an Olivetti.