Jobs for which I can remember being paid

groundskeeper for rich widow landlady
biochemistry lab assistant
dishwasher (Greek restaurant)
carpenter's helper
home insulation installer
construction site laborer
car detailer
dishwasher (Chinese restaurant)
temp worker (for at least three different agencies in at least two cities)
door-to-door info gatherer for city directory publisher
library clerk
poet
library assistant
freelance journalist
medical guinea pig
columnist
editor
librarian
indexer