A Puritan Joke! (because you asked for more!)

A Puritan family traveled a large city and came upon a wonder that was called a multi-storied mall. In there they found all sorts of strange inventions and sights. The Puritan family saw stairs that moved called escalators and neon lights and so many strange manners of dress that they were truly amazed.

The wife and the women went into a fabric store to buy some coarse black fabric to make clothes with leaving the father and the son alone to explore the mall. They soon came upon a pair of shiny metal doors that opened by sliding apart. They noticed a very old and ugly woman walk up to the closed doors, press a button and the doors opened for her. She got in and the doors closed. Then lighted numbers above the door blinked downward and the doors opened. A young beautiful woman scantily clad walked out.

The father elbowed his son and whispered, "Go get your mom and hurry!"

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