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Bill's (Oscar Meyer) Bologna Theme


This is sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Bologna theme song

His baloney has a first name, it's "I-did-not-inhale..."
His baloney has a second name, it's "I-wasn't-getting-no-tail..."
Oh he loves to sling it every day...
The White House people all just say...
That Billy Clinton has-a-way...
Of making bullshit sound O-Kay!!!


Clinton Capers
I Cannot Tell a Lie
Lewinski & Kaczynski
Thank Me. I Voted for Clinton-Gore

Other Democratic Follies
The Grasshopper & the Ant
The United States Constitution
Bill of Non-Rights

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