My best friend is Cathy Isaac. I have no link for her since she's hiding from the French authorities in Bloomington, Indiana. Why there are French authorities in Bloomington, Indiana is beyond me.
My other best friend is Andrew Wheeler. He says I'm an evil, devious woman, but if I am, it's all his fault. As the saying goes, "For every Wheeler there is an equal and opposite Sarah."
The girl-who-was-next-door-but-is-now-in-Rockford is Laura Miller. She likes dolphins a whole lot and can prove it. Laura and I went on a trip to Chicago a long while back and saw Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with two other friends, Kate the Short (she's a Saint) and her husband Aardy R. DeVarque (he's an aardvark).
My daughter Michelle Madach is the only other member of SAI to be good and learn html! She makes me proud . . .
Who's the girl who turns the world on with a smile? Mary Lou Kesse! I'm gonna have to get her for that "permanent resident of Bradley" crack, though.
Amethyst was kind enough to let me stay at her house in Scotland for a whole week. She hadn't even met me at the time. Perhaps that's why.
Another person who put me up for free is Alasdair Watson, even though he had a week to change his mind. His homepage is as black as his lungs. I have sworn never to tell anyone else that he is a sweetheart. And I will never mention that he is ticklish.
The third (and probably last) person to put me up for free is Jacob W. Michaels. A wonderful host, but his tours of NYC leave something to be desired. Also, he is the only person to ever call me a debutante.
I have a clone, and her name is Robin Green. She thinks Harrison Ford is sexy, is a former employee of Toys 'R' Us, was under the thrall of a certain Canadian (Kay Green, whom she married, so I don't count her as under his thrall anymore), and had the honor of Bill Murray filming in her hometown. Isn't modern science frightening?
Joe Helfrich and Stacey Capps are my parents away from home. Or at least my teachers away from school. Stacey is also a clone, due to her "coincidental" birthday.
Bree Hann has a fantabulous homepage with an animated hippo and other cool stuff! Bree and I are High Priestesses of Harrison, our Lord Ford. Someday we're going to make it to Wyoming. Someday. Bree is also the keeper of that symbol of cuteness, the inimitable clown fish. I should also mention that she married an Illinoisian.
The frequently-absent King of my favorite megalomaniacal organization, The International Hellfire Club, is Simo Suntila. An interesting fact about him is that he is a cartoon.
It's a mad cow with a gun, I think. Even I can't be sure. Visit the homepage of the entity known as Sigma Seven and try to unravel the mystery.
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