Our anime, who art in Japan,
hallowed be thy cels.
Thy legacy come,
thou shalt be watched,
in North America as you are in Japan.
Give us this day our daily subtitle,
And forgive us our occasional dubs,
as we forgive those voice actors who bring them to 'life.'
And lead us not into the temptation to watch crappy anime for anime's own sake,
and deliver us from Moonies and Electrical Rats. Amen.