This is a site designed and intended SOLELY for BAFOOFNICKS --
people who are at least 11 years old -- who are interested in and
wish to have access to visual images, verbal description and audio
sounds of a SAXIPHONEly oriented, frankly neurotic nature. The materials
which are available within this site may include graphic visual
depictions and descriptions of musical and SAXOPHONE activity and
should NOT be accessed by anyone who is younger than 11
years old or who does not wish to be exposed to such materials.
By clicking below you are making the following statements:
"Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that as of this
moment, I am an SAXOPHONE LOVER, at least 11 years of age."
"I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 11
years of age to have access to any of the materials
contained within this site."
"I understand that when I gain access to this site, I will be
exposed to visual images, verbal descriptions and audio
sounds of a SAXIPHONEly oriented, frankly neurotic nature, which
may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of
musical and SAXOPHONE activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do
so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various
materials which are available, for my own personal
enjoyment, information and/or education. My choice is a
manifestation of my interest in SAXOPHONE matters, which is both
healthy and normal and which, in my experience, is
generally shared by average SAXOPHONE LOVERs in my community. I am
familiar with the standards in my community regarding the
acceptance of such SAXIPHONEly oriented materials, and the
materials I expect to encounter are within those standards.
In my judgement, the average SAXOPHONE LOVER in my community
accepts the consumption of such materials by willing SAXOPHONE LOVERs
in circumstances such as this which offer reasonable
insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling SAXOPHONE LOVERs,
and will not find such materials to appeal to a SAXOPHONE
interest or to be patently offensive."
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