REMOVING CLOTHES:

With partner's consent..... 12
Without partner's consent.....187

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:

Shoes flew off..... 35
Expression didn't change..... 0.5
Orchestra swelled..... 6

Birds sang
Large birds..... 7
Small birds..... 3
Earth moved..... 30

UNHOOKING BRA:

Using two calm hands..... 7
Using one trembling hand..... 96

GETTING INTO BED:

Lifting partner.....15
Dragging partner along floor…..16
Using skateboard..... 3

PULLING OUT:

After orgasm..... 0.25
A few moments before orgasm..... 500

ACHIEVING ERECTIONS:

For normal healthy man..... 2.25
Losing erection..... 0.25
Searching for it..... 115

PENIS ENVY:

For woman..... 3
For men..... 72

PUTTING ON CONDOM:

With erection.....1.25
Without erection..... 300

GUILT:

Despite no formal training,orgasm comes easily,naturally..... 53
You're enjoying sex,despite the fact that other people are starving..... 2
Sex on your lunch hour..... 3
Putting it on expense account..... 20

INSERTING DIAPHRAGM:

If the woman who does it is
Experienced..... 6
Inexperienced..... 73
If a man does it..... 680
Add (5) calories for retrieving it from across the room.

AGGRAVATION:

Partner keeps showing plants..... 5
Partner insists on cuddling the dog during foreplay.....14
Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time..... 62
Partner is taking phone calls..... 7
Partner is making phone calls..... 40

POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY:

Italian - Man on top, woman in kitchen..... 26
Russian - Woman on bottom, Man getting permission..... 55
American - Both on top..... 60

GETTING CAUGHT:

By partner's spouse..... 60
By your spouse..... 60.5
Trying to explain..... 165
Trying to remain calm.....100
Leaping out of bed..... 25
Getting dressed in one motion….. 300
Thanking partner quickly..... 2

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF INTERCOURSE:

Bouncing..... 7
Sliding around..... 9
Serious skidding.....12
Whiplash..... 27

ORGASM:

Real..... 27
Faked.....160